I have submitted a slogan to Threadless' Type Tees:

I can only please one person each day. TODAY IS YOUR DAY.

What I wanted was:

I can only please one person each day. CONGRATULATIONS. Today is your day....but that's nine characters too long, apparently ( Read more... )

http://preshrunk.info/2005/10/no-i-dont-want-to-read-your-blog.php

Made me smirk.

http://blaggblogg.blogspot.com/2005/05/amateur-psychological-evaluations-of.html