Robots + Temporary Personnel + Unrequited Love = ♥
http://www.badongo.com/vid.php?file=Tempbot__2006-01-05_Tempbot.mov&s=black

Baby-hungry Coworker: Oh my god. I just came from next door.
Owner of child: Don't you just... don't you just want to bite his little butt?
Baby-hungry Coworker: Yes. Yes I do.
Owner of child: The older one is cute, but just... not as biteable.