Sammy: What do you want for Christmas little Jew?
Lena: . . .

bassoon ninja: it's like being 5 again and thinking there's a monster under the bed ( Read more... )

Read "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac". It's so sad. But worth re-reading, which I'm going to try to do before the semester ends ( Read more... )

Ah, the world wide web. It proves that people are crazy. You never know what kooky thing you'll find next. Like THIS.
I'm not sure if I'm amused or just saddened, but I had to share.

Actually, it reminds me of this odd incident that happened to me a few months ago.

And in case you were wondering how I found out, read this recent Something ( Read more... )

I found this hilarious. I'm also sleep deprived and have had too much caffeine ( Read more... )

( Did I Mention That I LikeToast? by Davin Kohler )

Ok, maybe classes don't suck THAT badly. I got everything worked out, somehow. Still have a 9:05, but I get to keep my lunch period, too ( Read more... )

Person: "Hi, is Anne there ( Read more... )