AQA Fun
As Kate mentioned, while we were in Gili Gulu, there was MTV playing on the wall screens, and since we're as bad as each other with being unable to ignore TV screens, we caught their "Mr Know-It-All" feature, where they use their text boxes to have questions texted in by viewers, and also put up their responses, which are in fact provided by AQA (the Bots are quite familiar with them, I belive). Of course, practically every question was about who was going to "get with" whom, and mostly written in the most ghastly txt spk imaginable, so we decided to add our own questions into the mix... remember, children, call packages with unlimited texts are an Evil unequalled in this world...
Question 1: "Should Kate stay or should she go?"
Answer: "AQA thinks that Kate should stay. She will have loads of fun if she stays but if she goes she will be on her own and bored. She doesn't want that."
We have yet to think of how best to apply this wisdom, however.
Then, we came to discuss how I was all blonde and evil, or something like it (we came up with a new tagline for me, but it's forgotten now... oh you lucky people!), which prompted this question:
Question 2: "Who is more evil, Snarfy or me?"
Answer: AQA can sense the evil coming from Snarfy. You are an angel in comparison. Dr Evil's cat in the Austin Powers films is called Mr. Bigglesworth.
Then the general tone of the Q&As seeped in, and I asked
Question 3: "When will I get some hot girl sex?"
Answer: AQA thinks that you will get some hot girl sex in a fortnight. There will be some lukewarm girl sex in the interim, which will serve as a prelude.
So, ladies, forget about the hot sex, I ask you now: Who's up for lukewarm girl sex?!
Comment (I've screened all), email, text, do it anon if you're that shy... but I am now on a mission. A fortnight's no time at all to start something beautiful, but maybe, just maybe it's long enough for fun :-)
Question 1: "Should Kate stay or should she go?"
Answer: "AQA thinks that Kate should stay. She will have loads of fun if she stays but if she goes she will be on her own and bored. She doesn't want that."
We have yet to think of how best to apply this wisdom, however.
Then, we came to discuss how I was all blonde and evil, or something like it (we came up with a new tagline for me, but it's forgotten now... oh you lucky people!), which prompted this question:
Question 2: "Who is more evil, Snarfy or me?"
Answer: AQA can sense the evil coming from Snarfy. You are an angel in comparison. Dr Evil's cat in the Austin Powers films is called Mr. Bigglesworth.
Then the general tone of the Q&As seeped in, and I asked
Question 3: "When will I get some hot girl sex?"
Answer: AQA thinks that you will get some hot girl sex in a fortnight. There will be some lukewarm girl sex in the interim, which will serve as a prelude.
So, ladies, forget about the hot sex, I ask you now: Who's up for lukewarm girl sex?!
Comment (I've screened all), email, text, do it anon if you're that shy... but I am now on a mission. A fortnight's no time at all to start something beautiful, but maybe, just maybe it's long enough for fun :-)