Wierd ...

[skorous]

I love when you have dreams that are so vivid and yet so completely deranged that you wonder just what the fuck your brain is doing while you're asleep. Last night I: drove my car around what appeared to be an elementary school but which was outfitted more like a combination home depot/kmart hybrid, had a very strange conversation about some display that HollyPete was setting up but that the Koreans (yes I somehow knew they were Koreans and it was significant for some reason ) kept doing wrong, accosted some creepy guy lurking in the young girls underwear department ( which was right next to to the electronics department where I was browsing ). beat said creepy guy with the pool cues I've been carrying around the entire dream, then broke in to creepy guys home with I'm ashamed to say Paris Hilton, her dog, and my dog, found out creepy guy had printed out bumperstickers for several porno sites which I then threw all over the room. I can't remember the rest but it made no more sense than the rest of it..... I swear I think somebody slipped me some acid or something.... Oh, the creepy guy was some minor actor or something. He had one famous movie or something that was like Blackhole ( look it up, it's bad ) but worse. He looked like the guy from Happy Gilmore with the nail in his head crossed with someone else I can't remember. And he kept telling me who he was and what show he'd been the star of. Rats, what was his name . . . . Eric Bielski. Yeah. Gotta go look that up on Imdb. Oh yeah, and they had just mopped the Home Depot because my traction control like kept coming on and I was enjoying playing with it. The whole time I was driving around there were people there and they didn't seem remotely interested in the fact that I was doing donuts and crap either.

Oh yeah, and the best part, part of my dream was that I woke up and tried to LiveJournal the whole thing. I finally _actually_ woke up and was really confused for a second.