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Well it's been a long time, but I don't even know how to get into that, so let's just forget all about it and try to move on with our lives. I refuse to mention Bush, or the election. I would be happier if it turned out that I was clinically insane and the entire election I watched on TV was just a paranoid delusion. We're fucked, that's it.
Now on a normal day I'd roll out of bed around three, go through the daily ritual in front of the bathroom mirror of convincing myself that the reason I hadn't shaved in over a week was that I was trying to grow a beard and that it was coming in nicely, and then try to figure out what I could mix with Ramen Noodles other than the suggested foods on the package, but today, today was oh so different.
Hold on, I know I lost you there. That was a marathon of a sentence. Ok, brief synopsis:
1. I'm lazy
2. I do little with my free time
3. To me, all of the time is free time
4. I could so take Oscar De La Hoya in a fight.
So rather than watch the fifth season of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' on DVD for the ten-quadrillenth time, I decided to come to the UT computer labs and update my livejournal.
Unfortunately, nothing much is new. Also, I don't have any funny stories that I pretend are true to tell you. Sadly, the life of the ol' Bradmeister is pretty glaringly dull.
I went to the Ale House for Halloween and saw a girl peeing on a wall as I left. Turns out I actually knew the girl. A month or so back we were introduced and I did a body shot off her stomach. Welp, look's like it's Listerine and 151 for my mouth; let the healing begin.
I should really erase that. Ok, I'll keep it there, but I'll leave you all with something a little lighter:
Weekly Horoscopes via The Onion
Taurus: (April. 20-May 20)
If you notice your fate is a little off this week, it's because Sagittarius is covering Taurus' shifts through the weekend while he visits his cousin. Hope that's cool.
Gemini: (May 21-June 21)
The same old solution to life's problems isn't working for you anymore. Try soaking the stuff in embalming fluid and letting it dry before you smoke it.
Cancer: (June 22-July 22)
Before you criticize those around you, try walking a mile in their shoes. Or any shoes, for that matter, you filthy hillbilly.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
The only significant enemy of the race of man is man. That said, it wouldn't hurt to avoid packs of jackals for the next week.
Pisces: (Feb. 19-March 20)
The tiny storm clouds that hovered over you all last week will be replaced by a tiny, brightly shining sun, which will instantly incinerate your head.
Now on a normal day I'd roll out of bed around three, go through the daily ritual in front of the bathroom mirror of convincing myself that the reason I hadn't shaved in over a week was that I was trying to grow a beard and that it was coming in nicely, and then try to figure out what I could mix with Ramen Noodles other than the suggested foods on the package, but today, today was oh so different.
Hold on, I know I lost you there. That was a marathon of a sentence. Ok, brief synopsis:
1. I'm lazy
2. I do little with my free time
3. To me, all of the time is free time
4. I could so take Oscar De La Hoya in a fight.
So rather than watch the fifth season of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' on DVD for the ten-quadrillenth time, I decided to come to the UT computer labs and update my livejournal.
Unfortunately, nothing much is new. Also, I don't have any funny stories that I pretend are true to tell you. Sadly, the life of the ol' Bradmeister is pretty glaringly dull.
I went to the Ale House for Halloween and saw a girl peeing on a wall as I left. Turns out I actually knew the girl. A month or so back we were introduced and I did a body shot off her stomach. Welp, look's like it's Listerine and 151 for my mouth; let the healing begin.
I should really erase that. Ok, I'll keep it there, but I'll leave you all with something a little lighter:
Weekly Horoscopes via The Onion
Taurus: (April. 20-May 20)
If you notice your fate is a little off this week, it's because Sagittarius is covering Taurus' shifts through the weekend while he visits his cousin. Hope that's cool.
Gemini: (May 21-June 21)
The same old solution to life's problems isn't working for you anymore. Try soaking the stuff in embalming fluid and letting it dry before you smoke it.
Cancer: (June 22-July 22)
Before you criticize those around you, try walking a mile in their shoes. Or any shoes, for that matter, you filthy hillbilly.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
The only significant enemy of the race of man is man. That said, it wouldn't hurt to avoid packs of jackals for the next week.
Pisces: (Feb. 19-March 20)
The tiny storm clouds that hovered over you all last week will be replaced by a tiny, brightly shining sun, which will instantly incinerate your head.