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Sep 15, 2004 11:19

Gueeeeess what? I moved out.
Gueeeeess what else? I'm wearing jeans that have a hole right at my left knee, which isn't all that crazy, but what is crazy is I did not buy them this way, I just fell once and ripped them.

Does anyone remember when clothing used to be unstained and in one piece when we bought it? It seems to long ago, but I distinctly remember a time when my jeans did not come with holes in them. I believe that the ones I currently wearing are such a pair, but without conclusive proof from a board certified jeanologist, I will never ever know for sure.

Well, that's it. I know I didn't say much, and I know I didn't comment on anyone else's past entries that I have not kept up with, but don't blame me, blame time. It is a bitch. Why the human race ever created it, I don't know. However, I think that it was probably just a big accident. Like in the ancient Aztec days in Mexico, while one of the tribal whatever's was making some circular wrist jewelery, he accidentally dented the outside edges. When everyone saw the dents, they thought they looked cool, so all the other Aztecs started to pre-dent their wrist jewelry. After the dents became common enough, one of the religious leaders no doubt took a good look at the dentings and decided that they could be written down on one of the big stone slabs he kept for chiseling. Before they knew it, they had numbers, and soon after, a sundial. Eventually, they were all killed.

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