I like your pants
* Despite getting married in two weeks - TWO WEEKS! - expect two fics before or around Christmas. They will only be about 6 thousand words each, but it's better than nothing. One word doc's labeled fob_pony (I think y'all can guess that one: SADDLE CLUB AU!) and one's labeled panic_wrong, which I'd started a while ago, abandoned, then just went back to today. Ever feel like you're writing the same thing over and over again, just in different hilarious ways? Yeah, I don't let that stop me. It's kind of like The Way It Is Now, only with Gabe, Bill, and Joe instead of Haley. And also: Adam Brody. For no actual reason other than I wanted to put him in it. So! It should be wacky fun!
“He’s warned me away, Urie.” Gabe’s eyes narrow. “He’s threatened my manhood. In the interests of my balls, I’m going to relieve you of your duties.”
“Uh. Okay?” Brendon’s doing a little dance inside. He doesn’t think Bill will be as easy to convince as Gabe, because Bill, strangely, has less of a survival instinct than Gabe. Bill’s all about honor and the booze makes him feel invincible. Gabe likes to blame things on his snake, and then he gets the fuck out of dodge when they inevitably go to shit.
“He’s warned me away, Urie.” Gabe’s eyes narrow. “He’s threatened my manhood. In the interests of my balls, I’m going to relieve you of your duties.”
“Uh. Okay?” Brendon’s doing a little dance inside. He doesn’t think Bill will be as easy to convince as Gabe, because Bill, strangely, has less of a survival instinct than Gabe. Bill’s all about honor and the booze makes him feel invincible. Gabe likes to blame things on his snake, and then he gets the fuck out of dodge when they inevitably go to shit.