We tried everything but the kid was just too fast. He ran right off the Earth into space. We were hoping to break speed records when we bred him. A snip of a molecule here, a tweak of an atom there. We only wanted to cheat and win some gold medals for our country ( Read more... )

Hey there. I passed my learner's test this morning. I know have almost a driver's license. Sweet.

Check these out. Click on the first painting and just keep hitting next. Dark but cute.

He Breaks up With Her in a Store He broke up with me just after he bought me a pair of shoes. We were in the mall. I thought we were heading to a new ( Read more... )