If you're reading this, then you're human. I believe I have all of your addresses in my communication unit. If the records are correct. I am the Royal Babysitter. I'm drunk and if I don't get fired for this, consider this my resignation ( Read more... )

The room was dressed in velvet. Red soft walls made me feel like I’d been swallowed instead of granted a royal audience. I stood at the end of the ornate gold table and looked down the length of it through the shining loops of polished candelabras. Even the plates were shining metal ( Read more... )