Yes. The aliens came down and harvested the human race. Yes. We asked them to ( Read more... )

The robot pirates picked The Royal Flush because it had humans onboard. The ships warped into realspace like darts coming to an abrupt stop, surrounding The Royal Flush in a sudden and precise pincushion ambush ( Read more... )

They stood on level sixteen of the meat building, waiting for their order of sharkbeef ( Read more... )

It was the free-range humans that Dorg liked best ( Read more... )

My family became meat farmers in the spring of ’22 ( Read more... )

Immortality, the cure for AIDS and the Big C, eternal youth. All one had to do was cease to be human ( Read more... )

MMT. Double empty. Zero minus zero. An impossible state of being. This is the name of the triumvirate of beings that play a variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors with the universe ( Read more... )