I was so happy. Today was the day my sister Karen was going to die. Our whole family was there, blinking pictures of her and eyecamming the entire thing. She was the first person in our family to ascend. She had a lazy smile on her face as she looked around the hospital room at us, the poison taking effect. We all met her eyes in turn. Tears ( Read more... )

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Hell is zero. Heaven is infinity. Hell is the foundation. Heaven is the observation deck. Hell is the basement. Heaven is the penthouse. Hell is the base of the pyramid. Heaven is the tip. Hell is the slave labor. Heaven is the opulence. Hell is the engine. Heaven is the good ornament. Hell is the grave. Heaven is the clouds ( Read more... )

It's all backwards down here on Earth. The darkness is at the top and the light is at the bottom.

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I believe that you have an evil version of you in hell already and an angel version of you in heaven. When you die, one of them gets you, is strengthened by your soul, and the other one dies. There is no God or Devil, only good and bad versions of you co-existing in alternate dimensions. You can hear them ( Read more... )

‘His’ blue skin glinted in the harsh glare from the studio lights in the supreme court. Archbishops, cardinals and the Pope herself were seated there beside the president, the UN security chief, and our representative on the newly formed Galactic Council. The world watched ( Read more... )

Dead man’s thunder is as loud as it needs to be. They always say “as the crow flies” but crows don’t fly in straight lines. Here lies a man who didn’t know his aglet from his merkin but he knew that alphabetically, hell comes before holy. So go ahead. Have a big drink of house fire. Telling you your shortcomings is like complaining at a ( Read more... )

Anyone or anything that enters the blue beams are sucked up into the ships and never seen or heard from again ( Read more... )

Angels don’t go anywhere when they die. They’re created in heaven, serve in heaven, and are entirely composed of heaven ( Read more... )

I’m the skinny angel. I could use my halo for a hula hoop. They call me The Arrow. I won all the dropspeed competitions. My bones nearly poke through my skin. I’m a sylph. I make Iggy Pop look fat. I’m a light load for my wings to carry. I’m not the strongest or even the smartest but I am the fastest by a long shot ( Read more... )