Baby Shower for our Glorious Leader's wife held last Friday

[skoli]

As many of you have already heard, Mrs. Glorious Leader’s Baby Shower was a rousing success! Attendance was high at this mandatory get together and the gifts were both generous and plentiful; The Mechanized Mayhem department brought a beautiful and highly lethal baby carriage (thoughtfully armed with a .50 Cal recoil-less short barrel rifle). The

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[brush_rat]

Uh... Minion#697, HR Department here. I was taking a personal day yesterday. I realize I'm only a level 3 data entry clerk, but I can't figure out who to report to, so am I, like, department head or something now?

Also, I'm pretty sure if you press on the star with the backwards R on that gift card it's supposed to turn into a force field generator or a laser throwing star or something. The memo was a little vague.

[skoli]

Actually, just stay where you are, we'll be sending a Ninja, er, "representative" directly to your location.