Baby Shower for our Glorious Leader's wife held last Friday
As many of you have already heard, Mrs. Glorious Leader’s Baby Shower was a rousing success! Attendance was high at this mandatory get together and the gifts were both generous and plentiful; The Mechanized Mayhem department brought a beautiful and highly lethal baby carriage (thoughtfully armed with a .50 Cal recoil-less short barrel rifle). The Armored Vehicle pool brought a lovely stroller (sporting two side mounted Phalanx mini-guns and a seat mounted missile/teargas/grenade launcher) and the HR department also contributed a 10 dollar gift certificate to Babies R Us. We’d like to take a moment to offer our condolences to the family and friends of those lost in the freak accident over in HR yesterday when a flesh dissolving virus somehow found its way into the air ducts of the HR building. The remains of the victims of this regretful and completely random event can be picked up later today at the Volcano Lair Morgue. (Note: Next of Kin are advised to bring a sponge or turkey baster to transfer the remains of their loved ones.) All gifts from the Shower will be on display in the Volcano Lair reception hall until Monday.
