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Jan 19, 2006 11:15


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Skobo!
  1. Skobo can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
  2. Americans discard enough skobo to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  3. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain skobo.
  4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with skobo!
  5. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like skobo!
  6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on skobo.
  7. Skobo will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  8. Skobo was originally called Cheerioats.
  9. There are more than two hundred different kinds of skobo.
  10. Only one person in two billion will live to be skobo.


1) Damn! That's a lot of water!
2) That must be why I get that neglected, tossed-out-with-the-trash feeling.
3) See, I am black!
4) I always knew I was different.
5) How queer.
6) But only one at a time, if you know what I mean. ;)
7) Significantly more if the right music is played.
8) This is a vicious rumor spread to discredit me.
9) I think this should read: "There are more than 200 known clones of skobo."
10) So true.
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