Yu-Gi-Oh! Manga Synoptic Theater #57
Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story!
Duel 57: Millenium Enemy 8: Fight! Fight!
(Bakura's apartment)
Jonouchi: Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!, Joey the warrior managed to take out Zorc's left eye.
Graverobber: And my own left eye closed. If you thought I was a killer DM before, watch me now that I'm really ticked. And what's that tapping noise?
Bakura: Ha! With my amazing left-handed typing skills, I will help Yuugi defeat you!
Graverobber: Every time Zorc takes damage, Bakura is able to reclaim a bit more of our body. But if I move my keyboard so that my left hand can't reach it, he'll be helpless.
Yami: There's something wrong with Bakura. It's almost as if he's fighting himself.
Graverobber: Back to the game. Despite the loss of his eye, Zorc still has over a hundred hit points, and you losers are at one each.
Anzu: If the wizard goes first, I get to use my Group Heal. Which is pretty nifty for first level, but I still don't have Raise Dead.
Graverobber: Oh, look. Anzu and Zorc have the same initiative. It's roll-off time. And I'm using my brainwashed dice that always roll a supercritical.
Yami: 09. Not bad.
Graverobber: But with a 00, Zorc goes first and--
Yami: What 00? You rolled a 10.
Anzu: My character gets to show off again. I wish I was this kickass in real life.
Graverobber: Hey, these are just ordinary dice, not my special loaded ones. Bummer. Oh well, Zorc gets to move next with his "Kill all the PCs" attack. All I have to do is throw the dice with my right hand and--I said *right* hand! Why is my left hand moving? Oh, right, Bakura. And it turns out *he* was holding the brainwashed dice.
Bakura: Fumble! Zorc blows up real good!
Graverobber: Fine, Ryou Bakura! Let's see how you like it when I impale our left hand on a piece of the castle! Hurts, don't it? Um, ow. I forgot my nerve endings were still attached.
Yami: Wait, he's referring to Bakura in the third person!
Jonouchi: Whoo doggy, he's ugly now.
Yuugi: There's more than one Bakura, and this one isn't our friend.
Honda: I concur.
Jonouchi: My infallible intuition tells me the real Bakura is a good guy.
Graverobber: Yuugi's turn.
Yami: Using the power of friendship, Yuugi will attempt his beast taming attack on Zorc.
Graverobber: Dude, mind control attacks never work on boss monsters, just like most status effects.
Yami: We're doing it anyway.
Graverobber: Pathetic fools, you could never--bwah? Something's coming out of Zorc's left arm?
Yuugi: An effeminate-looking person in white just came out of Zorc. I'm betting it's the real Bakura.
Bakura: Yep, and I'm a level 13 White Wizard.
Jonouchi: New party member! Yay!
Graverobber: Razzin-frazzin...Magic Gunman next.
Honda: He shoots! He scores!
Bakura: Oh, and I lowered Zorc's defenses off-camera.
TO BE CONTINUED
Duel 57: Millenium Enemy 8: Fight! Fight!
(Bakura's apartment)
Jonouchi: Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!, Joey the warrior managed to take out Zorc's left eye.
Graverobber: And my own left eye closed. If you thought I was a killer DM before, watch me now that I'm really ticked. And what's that tapping noise?
Bakura: Ha! With my amazing left-handed typing skills, I will help Yuugi defeat you!
Graverobber: Every time Zorc takes damage, Bakura is able to reclaim a bit more of our body. But if I move my keyboard so that my left hand can't reach it, he'll be helpless.
Yami: There's something wrong with Bakura. It's almost as if he's fighting himself.
Graverobber: Back to the game. Despite the loss of his eye, Zorc still has over a hundred hit points, and you losers are at one each.
Anzu: If the wizard goes first, I get to use my Group Heal. Which is pretty nifty for first level, but I still don't have Raise Dead.
Graverobber: Oh, look. Anzu and Zorc have the same initiative. It's roll-off time. And I'm using my brainwashed dice that always roll a supercritical.
Yami: 09. Not bad.
Graverobber: But with a 00, Zorc goes first and--
Yami: What 00? You rolled a 10.
Anzu: My character gets to show off again. I wish I was this kickass in real life.
Graverobber: Hey, these are just ordinary dice, not my special loaded ones. Bummer. Oh well, Zorc gets to move next with his "Kill all the PCs" attack. All I have to do is throw the dice with my right hand and--I said *right* hand! Why is my left hand moving? Oh, right, Bakura. And it turns out *he* was holding the brainwashed dice.
Bakura: Fumble! Zorc blows up real good!
Graverobber: Fine, Ryou Bakura! Let's see how you like it when I impale our left hand on a piece of the castle! Hurts, don't it? Um, ow. I forgot my nerve endings were still attached.
Yami: Wait, he's referring to Bakura in the third person!
Jonouchi: Whoo doggy, he's ugly now.
Yuugi: There's more than one Bakura, and this one isn't our friend.
Honda: I concur.
Jonouchi: My infallible intuition tells me the real Bakura is a good guy.
Graverobber: Yuugi's turn.
Yami: Using the power of friendship, Yuugi will attempt his beast taming attack on Zorc.
Graverobber: Dude, mind control attacks never work on boss monsters, just like most status effects.
Yami: We're doing it anyway.
Graverobber: Pathetic fools, you could never--bwah? Something's coming out of Zorc's left arm?
Yuugi: An effeminate-looking person in white just came out of Zorc. I'm betting it's the real Bakura.
Bakura: Yep, and I'm a level 13 White Wizard.
Jonouchi: New party member! Yay!
Graverobber: Razzin-frazzin...Magic Gunman next.
Honda: He shoots! He scores!
Bakura: Oh, and I lowered Zorc's defenses off-camera.
TO BE CONTINUED