tl;dr i am a badass, sometimes

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I was scouring my images directory for this when I came across these two delicious morsels. I don't have the reply screencapped, but it was appropriately pitiful and apologetic. Sometimes it's nice to be reminded (unexpectedly) how much of a badass I can be. The tale of how I ran down the guy who stole my coat last winter has apparently become legendary amongst my gf's extended family. They know my name, that story, and that's about it. Pretty good rep if I do say so myself. Don't take no shit!

n.b. The part about DePaul having trouble with unlawful entry was an allusion to a break-in and rape that occurred in the townhome sandwiched next to mine a few weeks earlier.