Gritty Reboots #3 "Uncharted"

[skivee]

Captain Jonas Grimby ( Paul Sorveno) is a wreck of a man. Captain and owner of the Minoa, an ex US Navy PT boat converted to charter service. Grimby knew the pain of post traumatic stress , though the term had not been invented yet. In his horrific time as a Marine in the Pacific he had seen friends missing their faces, dismembered, tortured,

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[maugorn]

I see a hit, babe! It's brilliant. It's got everything for a crossover pre/post-genX demographic. Remake of a kitschy classic with just enough nostalgia to hook the grandparents, just enough irony and edge to get the parents AND the twenty somethings, and just enough slapstick and fart joke potential for the tweens and kiddies! I'm in, babe! All in, if you know your poker and I think you know your poker as well as I know mine!
Just one problem, though, buubula: no moolah. I'm all tapped out after that whole Bonanza fiasco, and the Studio has put me on shore patrol, looking for something cheap to wash up.
But I think I got a solution, and it's a game changer, sweetheart. It's brilliant, genius, even.
I bin lookin' at this Internet thing the kids are all on about lately, and I think I know how to do this.
Darlin' we're gonna make us the first crowd-sourced (hey Legs, did I say that right? Yah? Good girl, that's why I love ya babe!)- we're gonna make us the first crowd-sourced blockbuster! As they say on the Island: Welcome Aboard!