A White Trash Story
Once upon a time a young girl began dating a boy named Ryan Alan Hardie. For almost 2 years the realtionship was going fairly well despite the many upsets the girl was facing in her personal life. It was almost time to admit that marriage was inevitable. Everyone else was. Then one day due to a health problem the girl considered having a baby before her body wouldn't allow her to. She did not want Ryan's sperm, money, or help. Despite everything she did not want from Ryan he "couldn't take the pressure" and broke up with the girl. Slowly Ryan began showing his true colors to the point where the girl could no longer know him or she may inflict bodily harm. A year or so later the girl found out the almost unbelievable. Ryan had put himself into a situation he had to remove himself out of two years before because despite his "love" for the girl he could not take the pressure. Ryan is now dating a girl who has a baby. The baby is not his, but this author is willing to bet that the new girl is asking for the help (money) that his ex did not need from Ryan. Ryan has now reached his own definition of what is "trashy". Thus begins a happy white trash story for Ryan and his lil "family" and no matter how much money he may make, while he remains in this situation he will always be white trash. And they all lived trashily ever after. The end.