The Importance of a (Sexual) Education - Standalone

[skipstoomuch]

Title: The Importance of a (Sexual) Education
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Peterick, sides of Gabilliam and Ryden
Summary: bb!Patrick goes on a field trip to the Field Museum and Pete, his boyfriend in college, signs up to chaperone!
Disclaimer: This is fictional.
Author Note: Idea from a prompt off anon_lovefest. I truly had no choice but to write this. I saw the

Comments

[mitchiemarie]

XDDD
oh gosh.
PETE!
you sneaky fucker!
now patrick has a hickey and brendon's gigantic mouth let eveyone know it!!
:P
I like your stories bb :3
This made me happy :3 especially since I woke up this morning sick D:

[skipstoomuch]

Pete likes to mark what's his. Not at all appropriat with buonafide teacher nearby, but no one said he was a genius! (maybe an evil genius ;D)

I'm glad I could make you happier. Being sick is an awful awful thing. D: -offers you chicken noodle soup and a nice blanket- Hope you feel better!

[mitchiemarie]

;P
thanks bb!!
:D
and I had chicken soup with ramen :3
I think that bden and ryho need their own rexy ;)

[skipstoomuch]

Ramen makes everyone feel better. Hehe. God, really bad strange pun, but yes.

Ryan would be hesitant to have a child, even in the moldarama form, but I think Brendon can be very persuasive when he tries to be. He'll make Ryan adopt his baby when he gets one, get all in Ryan's face with his pout and say something along the lines of "You'd dare let me be a single parent rather than be a father to this adorable cute irresistible baby?!"

(Btw, my icon is my own moldarama that I got from the field museum. :D His name is Bronty. I'm about as creative as Pete.)

[gcbenjigal]

Ohai, OP here!

This was exactly what I was hoping for! \o/ I'm so dorkily in love with the Field Museum and just the thought of these boys being in it is just plain love. ^_^

Brendon was such a little ball of adorable! I wanna hug him so hard right now.

[skipstoomuch]

Considering a lot of them have lived in Chicago, I'm sure most of them have been in it at some point. :] And I'm dorkily in love too. It's one of my top five places in the world, which is why when I saw the prompt I absolutely had to write it. I ended up throwing a lot of what I like in the museum into the fic. Like the taxidermy bunny William was upset over, I used to get upset over it all the time because they had a dead bunny in the claws of a predator bird and I thought it was evil. And Pete laying on the floor in the middle of the civil rights picture exhibit, yeah, that's real life too because I did the exact same thing when I went with a cousin. Me and Pete agree, pictures are just not as cool

[gcbenjigal]

I like to believe that they've all been there, even if they've spent their entire Chicago lives living under a rock. DUDE! You got to see the pirate exhibit!? Jealous! I was gonna go, but we didn't end up going in time. The last time I went, they had the King Tut exhibit up, but my baby sister cried through the whole thing and we had to leave early. :-C I have a membership. ^_^ Anyway, I totally would have named your stegosaurus Nubs. Because I'm mean like that. X-D

Museum nerds FTW! We must unite! Or something.

I'm glad I reposred it, then.

Ryan will leave that place with much more than he bargained for. X-D Brendon wants to see the lions and the tigers and the polar bears and he'll get really sad when the seals are all inside and he can't see them... Oh, what a time they will have.

[skipstoomuch]

The Field Museum is hard to avoid. It's the best damn museum that I know of. The Museum of Science and Industry is nice (I went there for the Harry Potter exhibit) but it doesn't hold a candle to the Field Museum. And yup! My cousin wanted to go see the civil rights exhibit, but I was all about the pirates. But I didn't get to see the King Tut exhibit! And my absolute favorite part is all the ancient egypt stuff. The mummies. Some of them are just so tiny! I can't believe it.

We definitely need to unite, and since we're nerds, we'll do better at that than the procrastinators group which never seems to get its act together.

So long as it's Brookfield they can go to the petting zoo! And stare at the alligator as it never ever moves. And see the penguins! And try to go in the children's play area. Poor poor Ryan.

[ruthiestump]

xD This was one of the best Peterick I have read, & I have read a lot.
I would love to take care of Pete and Patrick's Baby. xD
& the guy rushing to get the hell out of the bathroom had me laughing.
AMAZING!

[skipstoomuch]

Aww, I'm honored that you'd say that, especially since this is the first fic I've written with Peterick as the main couple. Usually I put them as a side pairing.

I'm sure Pete would let you babysit Rexy. Gets him more alone time with Pattycakes. ;D

[eastdisease]

♥!
Ah!
That was wonderful. I had many laughs and smiles and there is much love for Pete/Patrick. So so so cute♥

[skipstoomuch]

:D Thank you for the nice comments. <333

[pen_2_the_paper]

ahhhh hahaaaaa i loved that. great job. :)

i think the ending was my favorite part.

<3

[skipstoomuch]

Thank you for taking the time to read and comment! You get many many <3's from me. :D Sorry it took so long to reply though. School is kicking my ass. Oh if only a sexual Peterick education was the only thing necessary to life. That would be ideal.

[pen_2_the_paper]

Most welcome!! :D <3

Oh, school. Bleh. School SUCKS. Hate it.

I think we could ALL use a sexual Peterick education lol. Deffinitely!!! Way more ideal than geometry. ;)