Lusting For Power...

[skinartia]

Andrew - What the hell's going on here?

Me - *lying on bed rubbing ta-tas* My titties hurt so bad!

Andrew - Then rub titty cream on them.

Me - Is there such a thing??Am I the only one who thinks adding "presentation" to wedding invites is incredibly tacky? For those of you not familiar with the term, it's the bride and groom's way of asking

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[skinartia]

To remove dreads you can either: (a) do a ton of serious moisturizing and work the knots out as the hair gets slipperier from the conditioner/oil/hair masque (if the dreads have been in for a long time and/or the hair is very coarse, this may not be possible); (b) cut short and work the knots out.

In my case, I'm not a drinker and, in fact, I was told by a person who invited us to their wedding a few years ago that the caterer "couldn't make a vegan meal" (I guess the caterer wasn't worth the money) and I'd have to bring my own food! WTF? Should I really be obligated to give presentation then? I find it incredibly tacky and borderline insulting that people actually put "presentation" on their wedding invites. It's supposed to be a day of celebration, not "Don't forget to bring cash!" I think people would be better of not putting it in and rely on the fact that if the people they invited really do care about them, they'll give a gift of some sort (whether that's an item or money).

I agree with social silent auction prizes. People go crazy handing out letters asking for donations. A couple of socials I've gone to, the prizes are really shitty because they obviously relied mostly on donations instead of putting money out.