Adrenaline Crash And Crack My Head...

Jun 08, 2011 13:06

Urges I must resist whilst scooting with Starscream...

* Doing the Queen's wave when passing asshole drivers, especially if they had sped up like mad to pass me and I then ended up passing them down the road.

* Doing devil horns when (potentially) speeding.

* Kicking mopeders. Either ride a bicycle or drive a scooter - don't drive their deformed love child.

* Point like a rock star would to a crowd whilst driving past pedestrians, singing whatever I'm listening to on my iPod. With my luck, I'd do that one day and end up singing How Many Licks while the point would be at an old lady with grocery bags.

* Singing in general while scooting. I fail at this. I like to sing (though I'm not good at it) and I forget that I'm probably singing louder than necessary if I can hear myself over my iPod, helmet, and wind resistance. *lol* I also sometimes like to dance a little at stops, hahahahaha!

EDIT: * Fantasizing that I'm a super hero or villain who would be shooting at people while scooting away.

I do wave at little kids who wave at me because they get excited over seeing a scooter, especially one with a Decepticon logo on it.

scooter, funny

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