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Me - Dude, you can't leave that knife in a pot of boiling wiener water. (wiener water = water hot dogs were boiled in)
Andrew - It's being sterilized. Everyone knows the best way to sterilize things is in wiener water.
Me - Really? Where did you learn First Aid?
Andrew - Schneider's.
Me - I'd hate to have to get CPR from you. So, if someone needs a tracheotomy you'd use...
Both of us - A hollow wiener.
Andrew - It's being sterilized. Everyone knows the best way to sterilize things is in wiener water.
Me - Really? Where did you learn First Aid?
Andrew - Schneider's.
Me - I'd hate to have to get CPR from you. So, if someone needs a tracheotomy you'd use...
Both of us - A hollow wiener.