Comments | skinakedest: ...doing the most private of private things

skinakedest

...doing the most private of private things

Aug 08, 2006 20:23

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on ( Read more... )

Comments 6

tulipchica August 9 2006, 12:07:08 UTC

Oh, but maybe this is some of your email spammy jokes? Sigh. When you post it just like that I assume you're talking about yourself--!

skinakedest August 10 2006, 03:40:02 UTC

yes. I now have a penis to stroke, and a girlfriend. This is definately about me. (It's from the best of craigslist)

mischief03 August 10 2006, 21:38:50 UTC

I was a little confused as well there...

skinakedest August 11 2006, 17:30:58 UTC

HONESTLY PEOPLE, I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS!

mischief03 August 11 2006, 21:21:44 UTC

really? I'm now crushed for life. I wanted to jump your bones, but lacking a bone, that is more difficult.

skinakedest August 12 2006, 17:16:28 UTC

ha ha... bone.