oo1. i'm a walking travesty.

[skimpysandwich]

[His handwriting is small and meticulous, but only because he was actually focused on making it legible. It slants slightly down the page, without the benefit of lines to keep it from doing so. He pauses no less than twenty times halfway through any sentence or word.]So anybody can read this? That seems kinda weird to me. I dunno, maybe it's

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[darcyredux]

I have. Except my dream always involved apples and big puffy clouds floating by that said hello. And suspending disbelief in favor of the glorious not-a-reality.

[Smiley face goes here.]

[skimpysandwich]

[He's reeeeally hoping you're being sarcastic.]

...sans the puffy clouds, that isn't a bad dream. [Because even if you aren't, Sven is.]

[darcyredux]

Oh, it came true in such a fantastic way. Like the waking up from a giant goo-filled cocoon? Better than I could have hoped for.

[Pausing the sarcasm.]

But, my innocent little dreams aside, welcome to Edensphere, Sven.

[skimpysandwich]

Oh, totally. I've always wanted to breathe sticky goo in my lungs and swim in it completely in the buff. Who hasn't?

[He grins, sideways, at the journal. His body is so used to talking with his hands and being so animated and visually reacting to everything, it's going to take him some time to get used to communication primarily being written.]

Thanks. And you are...?

[darcyredux]

People with no dreams at all. I mean, it was such a liberating experience.

You're welcome, and I'm Composer.

[skimpysandwich]

Liberating. That's a good word for it.

Nice to meet you, Composer.

[man_genius]

You're such a troll.

[skimpysandwich]

Well, hey, it could happen.

[man_genius]

I meant Composer up there. He's just messing with you.

[skimpysandwich]

I kinda hoped as much. Puffy talking clouds sounded a bit weirder than the weird that seems to be regular here.

[man_genius]

Oh trust me. After a couple of weeks here, you will rethink this statement sooo hard.

[skimpysandwich]

[That speaks somewhat ill for the future.]

...I'll keep that in mind.

[darcyredux]

You say it like it's a bad thing.

[man_genius]

Au contraire! All my close friends are stalkers and journal trolls. Seriously think about it. We need more hobbies.

[darcyredux]

Like what, riding bikes around?

This is actually in the FAQ BELIEVE IT OR NOT

[man_genius]

Oh God no. Can you imagine how many morons would ride off bridges?

How about origami. Hey I wonder what happens if you fold the journal paper into a crane?