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May 21, 2007 19:44

He told Audrey that Mr. Mushnik is visiting his sister in Czechoslovakia. She hasn't asked when he'll be back. He's not sure what he'll tell her when she asks ( Read more... )

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f33dm3 May 25 2007, 02:29:31 UTC
Suddenly, there's a beaming man with a necktie and a microphone right in front of Seymour. "And here he is himself, Mr. Seymour Krelborn!"

Somebody shines a bright light in Seymour's face. Once he gets his vision back, he can see that it's a spotlight. The TV crew's already here. So is Audrey, who applauds and waves from behind the cameras.

"Mr. Krelborn," the man with the microphone continues, "there are so many questions that the American people in our television audience have for you!" He hauls Seymour up by the elbow and drags him over to the nearest camera. "Come over here and tell our viewers at home and elsewhere about this particularly amazing agricultural phenomenon! A phenomenon, I might add, that's made you one of the most talked-about plant scientists in the country--"

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f33dm3 May 25 2007, 02:32:09 UTC
From the corner of the shop, there's a quiet creak.

Then another.

And then, almost in slow motion, the plant topples over, landing with a THUD that rattles the shop windows.

"CUT!" the microphone man yells, his cheery demeanor suddenly gone. "What's going on in here? What happened to the goddamn greenery?!"

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skidrowseymour May 25 2007, 02:50:21 UTC
Seymour stares at the plant; his heart pounds, his mind reels. Not now. Anytime but now.

But it's happening. The same way so many things that terrify Seymour have happened.

"It just needs to be fed," he mutters distractedly.

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f33dm3 May 25 2007, 02:53:06 UTC
"So feed it!"

Honestly, what's the big deal? Could even make for good TV, showing how to take care of an exotic plant like this...

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skidrowseymour May 25 2007, 02:56:48 UTC
There are a lot of bums on Skid Row....

"I can't feed it, not now...."

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f33dm3 May 25 2007, 02:57:53 UTC
"Then I'll feed it. Where d'you keep the plant food?"

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skidrowseymour May 25 2007, 03:10:33 UTC
He turns to the man with the microphone. "It doesn't eat plant food. And I can't feed it now."

His gaze sharpens - focusing back on the present. On all the people. All the success. (a man screams an axe goes Thud)

"Why don't you just go away, all of you? Why don't you just go away and leave me alone?" He gestures to the television crew, raising his voice for one of the few times in his life. "Go away, all of you! Get outta here, leave me alone!"

The crowd is still outside. He can't stand it. He stalks towards the window, to the door, still shouting desperately, "Go away! Leave me alone! Go away! Get outta here! Leave me alone! Leave me alone!"

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f33dm3 May 25 2007, 03:12:04 UTC
"Seymour!"

Audrey steps up and slaps him lightly on the cheek.

"You're hysterical."

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skidrowseymour May 25 2007, 03:21:41 UTC
Seymour blinks a few times.

"I know," he says softly. "I'm sorry."

And then he turns and bolts, nudging his way through the crowd, to hide in an alley behind Audrey's apartment building.

He takes a few deep breaths, pacing as he thinks out loud.

"What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? I never should've started but I did, and now if I don't feed it it'll die. And I'll lose her, I'll lose everything...."

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f33dm3 May 25 2007, 03:25:02 UTC
"Seymour?"

It's Audrey, coming up the alley behind him, her face full of worry.

"Who are you talking to?"

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skidrowseymour May 25 2007, 04:05:11 UTC
The audience.

Seymour notices Audrey, surprised that she followed him.

"No one," he says quickly.

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f33dm3 May 25 2007, 04:12:15 UTC
"You're acting funny." She steps closer. "It wasn't nice throwing those people out. Those men said Seymour Krelborn's Gardening Tips is sure to be a very big TV show..."

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skidrowseymour May 25 2007, 04:20:44 UTC
At one o'clock the other day Seymour caught himself wondering why Mr. Mushnik was late from his lunchbreak. He tried to clean the bloodstains off the floor last night. They don't come out. He can't keep living like this.

Seymour walks further into the alley. "I know, I'm sorry, I feel terrible...."

He actually doesn't feel terrible about what he just did. Just terrible about everything else.

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f33dm3 May 25 2007, 04:22:13 UTC
"Well, you shouldn't!" says Audrey, trailing after him. "They're comin' back tomorrow, an' they'll bring you a great big check!"

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skidrowseymour May 25 2007, 04:27:38 UTC
Seymour mutters a very uninterested, "They are?"

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f33dm3 May 25 2007, 04:30:21 UTC
Audrey's smile fades a little. "I wish you were enjoying your success," she says softly.

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