Comments | sketdanchou: case #7 » the report of my death is an exaggeration.

sketdanchou

case #7 » the report of my death is an exaggeration.

Feb 18, 2008 01:57

O B I T U A R Y
Fujisaki Yuusuke, better known as Bossun to friends, yesterday's lovers and enemies alike, died just a few minutes ago in an attempt to flee the city in the expectation of prolonged and violent death at the hands of several females. He is survived by his doting adoptive father, Sakata Gintoki and a frequently inebriated mother, ( Read more... )

tell my loved ones i died well, premature obituary, oh god so dead, winnar is not bossun, i'll be your love pseuicide

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1/2 redstrength February 18 2008, 07:01:40 UTC

Bossun-san! I didn't know this happened.

redstrength February 18 2008, 07:02:13 UTC

Who did this?

sketdanchou February 18 2008, 07:35:06 UTC

Ah you are Shidou Hikaru-san? This is Bossun's next door neighbor, I just came in to tidy up his things and he was still logged into this Network. Is there a secret way to contact you away from prying eyes of those who wish him dead? Not that there's any need for it anymore since AHAHAHAHAHA he's already quite dead so it's pointless for them to be threatening him now and why did I AHAHAHAHA it's not funny. It's sad. Very sad.

Please bring food?

redstrength February 18 2008, 07:37:49 UTC

I am! And...I guess I could come there? That's the most secret way I can think of.

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timediver_mk1 February 18 2008, 07:07:14 UTC

I will kill you at a later date then.

lyra_of_dust February 18 2008, 07:17:04 UTC

You do know he was cursed to, so it wasn't his fault, right?

timediver_mk1 February 18 2008, 07:21:01 UTC

Perhaps I'll do worse than kill him then.

lyra_of_dust February 18 2008, 07:25:30 UTC

You may need to get in line. Although you can't blame him for the wig, really.

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nami_is_great February 18 2008, 07:08:06 UTC

Tomorrow, when you resurrect in the city, I will see you then.

sketdanchou February 18 2008, 07:40:19 UTC

RESURRECT?!

Ah that is. This is Bossun's next door neighbor. I just saw him and he's very very dead. I don't think he's going to be resurrecting anytime soon. Please move along.

VERY DEAD. Really. He couldn't get anymore dead right now.

nami_is_great February 18 2008, 07:47:27 UTC

Oh? Then I'll occupy myself with you till he comes around.

sketdanchou February 18 2008, 10:40:32 UTC

You're not allowed in the building!!!!

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ginironosora February 18 2008, 07:11:38 UTC

Kiddo...

sketdanchou February 18 2008, 07:42:26 UTC

Aha, this is Bossun's next door neighbor. Please come over to his apartment with a bag large enough to perhaps smuggle a teenaged boy out. He has some final messages for you.

Please hurry!

ginironosora February 18 2008, 09:47:23 UTC

His next-door neighbor, huh? Well, I guess I'll be right over with that bag. He must've stated in his Will that I'm to collect his things, huh?

sketdanchou February 18 2008, 10:41:15 UTC

Things? Sure. Things!

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tokunaga_girl February 18 2008, 07:12:09 UTC

sketdanchou February 18 2008, 07:43:04 UTC

This is Bossun's next door neighbor! You must be one of the cute definitely not subdefective siblings!

tokunaga_girl February 18 2008, 08:00:46 UTC

sketdanchou February 18 2008, 10:41:38 UTC

You act like you don't believe me, cute almost-sibling-chan.

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