Four Years Ago
Four Years Ago
The world seemed to be fairly hopeless. At least we all had one man to perk us up when we universally fell...
Quotes from the Daily Show circa January 2005 (as found on my computer while cleaning it out):
"Word of advice, if you want to have gay sex or go to the library, it's probably your last night to do those things ... i'll be killing two birds with one stone, Jon" - Ed Helms (The Daily Show)
Jon Stewart on yesterday's inauguration: "and finally, the moment we've all been waiting for: the official halfway point of the Bush presidency...at which point 49% of the country also solemnly swore."
"the final score, and i promise you you can count it yourself in the transcript of the speech: freedom 27, liberty 15. It was a noble effort by liberty, which as you know has been playing hurt since the patriot act, but in the end, liberty was no match for freedom, which will now move on to take on justice in the cliche bowl."
The world seemed to be fairly hopeless. At least we all had one man to perk us up when we universally fell...
Quotes from the Daily Show circa January 2005 (as found on my computer while cleaning it out):
"Word of advice, if you want to have gay sex or go to the library, it's probably your last night to do those things ... i'll be killing two birds with one stone, Jon" - Ed Helms (The Daily Show)
Jon Stewart on yesterday's inauguration: "and finally, the moment we've all been waiting for: the official halfway point of the Bush presidency...at which point 49% of the country also solemnly swore."
"the final score, and i promise you you can count it yourself in the transcript of the speech: freedom 27, liberty 15. It was a noble effort by liberty, which as you know has been playing hurt since the patriot act, but in the end, liberty was no match for freedom, which will now move on to take on justice in the cliche bowl."