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May 11, 2005 19:00



The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in ( Read more... )

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Lizzie's Drinking Problem xxwash_clothxx May 17 2005, 04:45:20 UTC
Last Sunday, Lizzie got so drunk off her ass. After she returned
home from a long night of partying she discovered that she didnt have
her grey hoodie that she bought from Hollister awhile back.

Lizzie became frantic, she ran downstairs to the living room and
grabbed the TV remote. She pushed the buttons on the remote and
held it up to her ear.

Lizzie became even more nervous when she didnt hear a dial tone.

She held the remote up to her ear and jiggled it.

Her mother walked into the living and asked her what she was doing
and Lizzie told her that " she was calling Alyssa's house to see
if the hoodie was left there"

LIZZIE WAS SO DRUNK THAT SHE PICKED UP THE TV REMOTE THINKING THAT IT WAS HER CELLPHONE.

Lizzie's mom tried explaining to her that it wasnt a cellphone.
But Lizzie argued.

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Sara's Loud Ass Siren xxwash_clothxx May 17 2005, 05:13:38 UTC
Sara still hasnt checked down on all the buttered cabbage that ( ... )

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Glade Plug-In Incident xxwash_clothxx May 17 2005, 05:26:53 UTC
Riva tore a wrapper off one of those Glade Plug-In Refills
and swallowed it.

She was rushed to St. Lukes Hospital where she had her stomach
pumped out.

When a nurse stood over Riva and asked her "why"? she ate it.

Riva responded by saying " I thought it was candy"

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