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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in ( Read more... )
shes been eating.
Sara has gained thirty pounds this week. She cant even get thru
doors in her house anymore without turning her body sideways first.
Tonight Sara went down to the kitchen and stuck her head inside
of a pot to see if any cabbage was left. When she found out there wasnt any. She became enraged.... Her siren went off and everyone on her block woke up. Her siren was so loud that the flowers that her next door neighbor had just planted slumped over and died.
The Golden Arch on a McDonald's restaurant started flickering.
A bird's nest fell out of a tree.
Sara's siren was so loud that it even caused a pregnant rabbit
to go into labor 5 weeks early.
Sara's siren died down after about 5 minutes.
11 seconds later, it started up again... louder than ever before.
I COULD FEEL THE EARTH TREMBLE BELOW MY FEET.
It could be heard from miles and miles away.
The noise even flattened the tires on Kaboa's car.
A water tower in Sheboygan started rocking from side to side.
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