"uhh, my dick feels like corn"

[skatachic7]

Ive been told, when I was little I looked like the girl from the No Rain Video... If you've seen it... your probably thinking... "thats sad

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[elusiveat7t2]

Got me a Chrysler it's as big as your mom....

[stukinaphishnet]

You know you can count me in!!!!! I want to have Dane Cook's love child.

....Joooooohn