"uhh, my dick feels like corn"

[skatachic7]

Ive been told, when I was little I looked like the girl from the No Rain Video... If you've seen it... your probably thinking... "thats sad."

DANE COOK!! Hes coming to Boston University at the end of April... you bet your ass I'll be there. Dont care how much tickets are... Jay, Ian and I are going lol any others... well I KNOW Jenny will go too!! woot

okie lyrics that I like... almost as much as your mom..

"You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
When I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream"
-Ashlee Simpson
(shes hott)

I'm done bye