“y’know, it’s so cold outside, we could get a pet penguin. ya know how cool that would be?” -jacob

hahahaha.

“that thing is ugly. it’s as ugly as your heart.” -not to jacob

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well, there’s supposed to be a biological attack in 2013 or by 2013 or whatever the news said. maybe those aztecs were onto something.

the economy is now officially in a ( Read more... )

alex just called me to give me the sad news that leroi moore died today. leroi was the dave matthews band’s saxophonist. not much information is being given about his death other than that he succumbed today to injuries suffered in an ATV accident on june 30th.

ever since i was 14, the dmb has been my favorite band. i’ve gone through a lot of stuff ( Read more... )

have you heard yet about the woman who had all her husbands killed? i’ve heard of cases like this before, but it’s always interesting when they come up in the news. the woman’s 76 years old and from georgia. according to reports, she was a lady who loved fine things and collected $25,000 in life insurance and extra social security benefits when one ( Read more... )

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but at least i get money out of it!

airborne, the shit i have sworn by for over 2 years now, has been slammed and settled with a class-action lawsuit of $23 million. according to the judgment, there’s “no credible evidence” that airborne can prevent colds. the lawsuit was based ( Read more... )

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before turmoil erupted on here yesterday, i was planning to blog about this, but i’ve postponed doing so until now. so here goes.

RENT is ending. yes, the musical near and dear to my heart is ending its 12-year broadway stay. the nederlander will go up for sale and some other ( Read more... )

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and he was just outed by his maker. i’m sure the religious right is going to have a field day with this aspect of the “witchcraft” kids’ books they already despise so much.

thomas, stu, and i went with some friends of mine from work last night to see 30 days of night. the premise ( Read more... )

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…because she was wearing a headscarf. a security guard stopped her and said she couldn’t wear it inside for “homeland security” reasons. racism! ugh!

way to go, valdosta, ya fuckin’ retards.

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this man rode nearly to idaho from oregon by using 105 helium balloons and a lawn chair. i’m so glad it included a picture, because the picture alone made me really happy. i bet that was so awesome. =D

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so first there was live aid…then live 8…and now there’s live earth. i think it’s good that so many artists and celebrities are using their notoriety to raise awareness for global warming and the destruction we are causing our earth. i know i’m not the first person to think of ( Read more... )

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mr. wizard died today. i remember that his show really bored me, and it was one of the worst things about being up really early in the morning, watching nickelodeon; however, he’s gone, and that’s sad. goodbye, childhood.