So I'm cat-sitting for my friends
John and
Eva. The cats are cute little babies, both black, Ada is sullen and morose (but still cool) and Pearl is friendly and more playful. But the other night I had been out at Lucky 13 with the ladies from Stromkern, still trying to recover from the hangover from their show. And on the way home I decide to stop in and hang out with said cats.
So anyway John has one of those huge-ass pseudo-loft joints down in soma. I was staggering home kinda late and as I come in to John's place, to my absolute shock, the cats were having a full-blown rave! There was a heavy air of booze and smoke as I shoved my way through the crowd and saw this:
And then Pearl had somehow hacked in to Johnny's elaborate PC network so that she could hook herself into this kitty-virtual-porn world!
You think these cats are cute little harmless pets, but oh they're observant little weasels who have watched John and Eva closely to learn their ways, to control their machines. If you are a cat owner I mighty recommend you get all homeland-security paranoid and install a webcam to see what your cats are doing when you're away.