Pitiful, pathetic......p--another thing that starts with P.

[sixfootwood]

I'm a wreck, an awful pathetic wreck. A prat as well, but that's beside the point even THOUGH it starts with a "p

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[cool_vamp]

I've fixed the shelves, so unless someone told her there were broken shelves, Tonks will never know and there'll be far less Tonks!Wrath going around for us all when she gets home.

[slobberymongrel]

I think she'll mostly just be tired when she gets home, all that Wrath I think I got the brunt of. Unless her vyebraytore starts acting up again.

[cool_vamp]

That's good, I mean, not for you, but that means there's less TonksWrath for the rest of us.

....Vybraytore? I just sounded that out...and that sounds very, very wrong.

[slobberymongrel]

I can handle it. Its just the Black blood in her. And Ive more of that then she does. The hospital gowns these days are tarty, though.

What? I think Im going to get one. I could use it.

[cool_vamp]

...I really didn't need to know that, Sirius.

Do you know what one IS?

[slobberymongrel]

Know what? Huh?

Sure! What do you think I am, stupid? I may be a pureblood but Im not completely out of touch with the muggle world. A vyebraytore is really handy! Especially since Remus is visiting his mum and all.

[[ooc: ..He thinks its a massager that also makes smoothies. ]]

[cool_vamp]

...Um.....right.

Well, it's usually used by the womenfolk, but I suppose you could use it if you were really flexible.

....Eww, that's not an image I want burned into my skull.

((OOC: ROTFL! A better comment unable to be made due to TF giggling like a little maniac))

[slobberymongrel]

Now thats just sexist, Vinnie. Thats along the lines of "get in the kitchen and bake me a pie, witch." If the brids can make use of a vyebraytore, so can a bloke!!

Actually, I am rather flexibile-?? Though I dont see whats that to do with anything. Unless- oh, didnt think it required much on my part, this whole vyebraytoring buisness. If you're such an expert, what do I have to do, then??

[cool_vamp]

Sexist? Kitchen? PIE?!!

I really think we've got some wires crossed here, Sirius. THIS is a, sigh, 'vyebraytor'. I really, really hope you can fill in the blanks yourself.

[slobberymongrel]

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But-

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...thats just a cock. Not even a real cock. A faux-cock. What-???

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???

[cool_vamp]

Take your time.

The human ladies use it for well.. alonetime.

...What did YOU think it was?

[slobberymongrel]

I-

Oh. Oh.

Ohmerlin. I... suppose I really should've figured out definitively what it was before marching into every grocery in Diagon and demanding one.

...I thought it made smoothies. And rubbed your back.

[cool_vamp]

You went into STORES asking for one? And you weren't worried by peoples expression at....oh wait, this is you, never mind.

Umm...no. I mean, they probably could rub a persons back if you wanted them to.

...

I am not having this conversation.

[slobberymongrel]

Rather so. Im used to people being stunned into silence or whathaveyou. Im sort of really rich n' famous and drop dead handsome, after all.

...Hmm. Maybe I should get one anyway. I bet I could plant it on Shacklebolt or something.

........Do you really-?? I bet its weird. But I am rather curious.. hm.

[cool_vamp]

Right. I see where the problem was there, then.

Is it really a good idea to get that guy even more pissed at you. I mean, he's really big and...well, growly and stuff.

I'm not taking any responsibility in whatever you're plotting.