Pitiful, pathetic......p--another thing that starts with P.

[sixfootwood]

I'm a wreck, an awful pathetic wreck. A prat as well, but that's beside the point even THOUGH it starts with a "p

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[cool_vamp]

Sexist? Kitchen? PIE?!!

I really think we've got some wires crossed here, Sirius. THIS is a, sigh, 'vyebraytor'. I really, really hope you can fill in the blanks yourself.

[slobberymongrel]

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But-

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...thats just a cock. Not even a real cock. A faux-cock. What-???

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???

[cool_vamp]

Take your time.

The human ladies use it for well.. alonetime.

...What did YOU think it was?

[slobberymongrel]

I-

Oh. Oh.

Ohmerlin. I... suppose I really should've figured out definitively what it was before marching into every grocery in Diagon and demanding one.

...I thought it made smoothies. And rubbed your back.

[cool_vamp]

You went into STORES asking for one? And you weren't worried by peoples expression at....oh wait, this is you, never mind.

Umm...no. I mean, they probably could rub a persons back if you wanted them to.

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I am not having this conversation.

[slobberymongrel]

Rather so. Im used to people being stunned into silence or whathaveyou. Im sort of really rich n' famous and drop dead handsome, after all.

...Hmm. Maybe I should get one anyway. I bet I could plant it on Shacklebolt or something.

........Do you really-?? I bet its weird. But I am rather curious.. hm.

[cool_vamp]

Right. I see where the problem was there, then.

Is it really a good idea to get that guy even more pissed at you. I mean, he's really big and...well, growly and stuff.

I'm not taking any responsibility in whatever you're plotting.