God, kill me now.

[sixfootwood]

Oh God....oh....oh God I think I just threw up in Percy's stash of mistletoe. Anything the least bit green and....*urp* herby-looking has me a bit skittish. I'm not.....entirely sure what went on last night. I know I ate seven twinkies and if the taste of my mouth is any indication, several small woodland animals?

{Private to Sirius "Get Oliver

Comments

[irishhalfblood]

So it was YOU making all that noise in the back last night! Mam thought it was those bloody leprechauns again! We want our garden gnomes back, you bastard!

[irishhalfblood]

THIS GARDEN GNOME OFFENDED ME IN WAYS I CANNOT DESCRIBE!!

And I will be holding him until the proper authorities can be reached. You didn't see any green underpants in your mailbox this morning did you? Just stick a bit of postage on those, would you?

[sixfootwood]

Obviously I was so overcome with rage I forgot to log in.

[irishhalfblood]

I WANT MY BLOODY GNOME BACK!

......No. The little old lady next door gave us our mail today, there was a pair of green underpants in her pocket.

....What did you do to the little old lady next door?

[sixfootwood]

~turns green~ you don't think that's why my mouth tastes like old tea and kippers, do you?

[irishhalfblood]

.....Eww.
Just....eww. What were you THINKING, Wood? She's OLD!!!

[sixfootwood]

I'm fairly sure Sirius had something to do with it. I don't think we did anything....untoward...I'm going to pretend we didn't.

LOOK AT ME IN MY NON-GERIATRIC LITTLE WORLD!! LALA!! NO HALF-NAKED OLD LADIES IN HERE!

[irishhalfblood]

Why aren't I comforted by that fact: at all?

YOU WENT AFTER AN OLD LADY, YOU FREAK!

[slobberymongrel]

I had nothing to do with anything. I wasnt even there?

SHE CAME ONTO US FIRST, ALRIGHT?

[irishhalfblood]

I know you were there, Black. Padfoot left us a 'present' on the doorstep.

YOU TOO? YOU'RE BOTH FREAKS! FREAKY FREAKS!!

[slobberymongrel]

HAHAHA. Yeah, I do that sometimes. Were there any feathers in it?? Or wood shavings?? Just want to try and solidify a few events.

You're just jealous Wood got his hands on the gnomes first.

Re: [Private to Oliver "Last saw it between your english arse cheeks" Wood]

[irishhalfblood]

I don't know, I didn't examine it closely.

No, I'm pissed 'cause all our gnomes are gone! I have to explain to mam where they went

[slobberymongrel]

The gnomes?

Er.

They're in a better place now, Finnegan.

[irishhalfblood]

I WANT THEM BACK NOW! WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO THEM?!!!

SFNBG--"Society For Not Buggering Gnomes"

[sixfootwood]

it was a lovely ritual, really. I think we handfasted one to your rosebush. Or maybe that was me. I'll make an honest plant of it, I promise.

Re: SFNBG--"Society For Not Buggering Gnomes"

[irishhalfblood]

You PHYSCOS! Why? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

....That's me Mam's rosebush. You'll have to answer to her about that *smirk*