God, kill me now.
Oh God....oh....oh God I think I just threw up in Percy's stash of mistletoe. Anything the least bit green and....*urp* herby-looking has me a bit skittish. I'm not.....entirely sure what went on last night. I know I ate seven twinkies and if the taste of my mouth is any indication, several small woodland animals?
{Private to Sirius "Get Oliver Debauched" Black}
Oh God, Mate--I'm completely trashed. Tell me I didn't do half the things I remember doing. TELL ME I didn't fly my broom naked over Seamus's back lot. TELL ME I didn't do what I think I did to that little old lady. And that YOU didn't either.
I'm so dead.
[/ private]
{Private to Percy Weasely}
Perce, did I seem.....odd to you last night? If I said anything strange, I'm sorry, and I promise to clean up any messes I made....uh..sorry again?
[ / private]
I'm going back to bed, people. And I'm not coming out until the kitchen range stops talking to me. If anyone needs me I'll be rolled up in my blankets for the forseeable future.
{Private to Sirius "Get Oliver Debauched" Black}
Oh God, Mate--I'm completely trashed. Tell me I didn't do half the things I remember doing. TELL ME I didn't fly my broom naked over Seamus's back lot. TELL ME I didn't do what I think I did to that little old lady. And that YOU didn't either.
I'm so dead.
[/ private]
{Private to Percy Weasely}
Perce, did I seem.....odd to you last night? If I said anything strange, I'm sorry, and I promise to clean up any messes I made....uh..sorry again?
[ / private]
I'm going back to bed, people. And I'm not coming out until the kitchen range stops talking to me. If anyone needs me I'll be rolled up in my blankets for the forseeable future.