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Your Autobiography:
Part 1: How I Came To Be
Were you a planned baby?:
Yes. Mom wanted me horribly, father horribly didn't. Mom was the decisive winner.
Were you the first?:
Fourth and last.
Were ur parents married when u were born?
Yes. Neither has had a child out of wedlock.
What is your birthday?:
April 7th 1986
Part 2: My family
How would you describe your family?:
A grab-bag of genetic defects. We have all manner of physical, emotional, and neurological ailments. Still, we manage to function somewhat as a cohesive family unit. I still don't understand how.
Are your parents married, divorced or separated?:
Married. 28 years.
Are you the oldest, middle, or youngest child?:
Youngest.
What are ur siblings names?
In descending order of age, Matthew, Sasha, Alex.
Which parent do you get along with best?:
Mom and I are fairly close now that we live together. I'd say her. She and I rarely argue, whereas father and I seem to do precious little else.
Do you have step parents?:
No.
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?:
I don't do the whole "best" thing anymore. It's far too much of a hassle.
Who is (are) your best friend(s)?:
I don't think I'll answer. Someone will get upset that I didn't list them, I'm sure.
Do you share the same interests?:
Of course. We see the world through the same cracked glass.
Which friend can you tell anything to?:
Andrew and Lynn.
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?:
Low. Regarding my academics I've managed to gain some ground as far as esteem goes. That's fueled largely by the inexplicable advent of a 4.0 last semester. Regarding my physical appearance, my pounds are dropping like flies, so it's getting better, but I still don't like myself.
Do you get depressed about things easily?:
M hm. I'm cripplingly oversensitive and have a tendency to overanalyze every little thing.
Do you live life to the fullest?:
I live life in a way that allows for me to continue my life on an even keel the next day. Short answer would be "no".
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
No.
How do you dress?:
I own three pairs of pants and perhaps seven shirts. Logically, this would equal twenty-one different outfits. So... my answer would be "with minimal variation day-to-day".
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?:
I would do anything to be the center of attention. Also, I farted in front of class in third grade.
What did you use to love that you no longer do?:
Bike riding. I wish I still could.
Do you have the same friends?:
My two best friends in elementary, Kyle and Jeff, started making fun of me around eighth grade. I assume it was in the attempt to fit in. It hurt incredibly.
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?:
Of course. We needn't discuss such things.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?:
Finish school and be a zookeeper. Yes, I'm gay for animals.
Do you want to get married?:
Of course.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?:
Outdoors with a hefty dose of bug repellant.
Favorite seasons:
Winter because of my penchant for the cold. Summer because that's when all the fun things are alive and able to be caught.
Favorite weather?:
Cold as balls.
Do you like walking in the rain?:
Ohheavensyes
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian?:
I'd sooner die.
What is your favorite food?:
Meat. Really, any preparation of chicken is bound to be a winner.
What food makes you want to gag?:
Lima beans. This is the same answer I would have given you if I was five. I would always have to throw up when I ate them. Literally. I used to hate brussel sprouts, but now I like them. How very odd.
What is your favorite dessert?:
Ice cream is fine.
What is your favorite restaurant?:
Chipotle or any Chinese dive you can find.
Are you a fussy eater:
Regarding vegetable dishes, I'm quite apprehensive. With meat dishes, anything is worth a shot.
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?:
A bit of both.
If taken who is the lucky boy/girl?:
We do not speak of such things quite yet.
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?:
Yes, but it also has a nasty habit of blinding the person it chooses to afflict.
Part 1: How I Came To Be
Were you a planned baby?:
Yes. Mom wanted me horribly, father horribly didn't. Mom was the decisive winner.
Were you the first?:
Fourth and last.
Were ur parents married when u were born?
Yes. Neither has had a child out of wedlock.
What is your birthday?:
April 7th 1986
Part 2: My family
How would you describe your family?:
A grab-bag of genetic defects. We have all manner of physical, emotional, and neurological ailments. Still, we manage to function somewhat as a cohesive family unit. I still don't understand how.
Are your parents married, divorced or separated?:
Married. 28 years.
Are you the oldest, middle, or youngest child?:
Youngest.
What are ur siblings names?
In descending order of age, Matthew, Sasha, Alex.
Which parent do you get along with best?:
Mom and I are fairly close now that we live together. I'd say her. She and I rarely argue, whereas father and I seem to do precious little else.
Do you have step parents?:
No.
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?:
I don't do the whole "best" thing anymore. It's far too much of a hassle.
Who is (are) your best friend(s)?:
I don't think I'll answer. Someone will get upset that I didn't list them, I'm sure.
Do you share the same interests?:
Of course. We see the world through the same cracked glass.
Which friend can you tell anything to?:
Andrew and Lynn.
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?:
Low. Regarding my academics I've managed to gain some ground as far as esteem goes. That's fueled largely by the inexplicable advent of a 4.0 last semester. Regarding my physical appearance, my pounds are dropping like flies, so it's getting better, but I still don't like myself.
Do you get depressed about things easily?:
M hm. I'm cripplingly oversensitive and have a tendency to overanalyze every little thing.
Do you live life to the fullest?:
I live life in a way that allows for me to continue my life on an even keel the next day. Short answer would be "no".
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
No.
How do you dress?:
I own three pairs of pants and perhaps seven shirts. Logically, this would equal twenty-one different outfits. So... my answer would be "with minimal variation day-to-day".
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?:
I would do anything to be the center of attention. Also, I farted in front of class in third grade.
What did you use to love that you no longer do?:
Bike riding. I wish I still could.
Do you have the same friends?:
My two best friends in elementary, Kyle and Jeff, started making fun of me around eighth grade. I assume it was in the attempt to fit in. It hurt incredibly.
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?:
Of course. We needn't discuss such things.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?:
Finish school and be a zookeeper. Yes, I'm gay for animals.
Do you want to get married?:
Of course.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?:
Outdoors with a hefty dose of bug repellant.
Favorite seasons:
Winter because of my penchant for the cold. Summer because that's when all the fun things are alive and able to be caught.
Favorite weather?:
Cold as balls.
Do you like walking in the rain?:
Ohheavensyes
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian?:
I'd sooner die.
What is your favorite food?:
Meat. Really, any preparation of chicken is bound to be a winner.
What food makes you want to gag?:
Lima beans. This is the same answer I would have given you if I was five. I would always have to throw up when I ate them. Literally. I used to hate brussel sprouts, but now I like them. How very odd.
What is your favorite dessert?:
Ice cream is fine.
What is your favorite restaurant?:
Chipotle or any Chinese dive you can find.
Are you a fussy eater:
Regarding vegetable dishes, I'm quite apprehensive. With meat dishes, anything is worth a shot.
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?:
A bit of both.
If taken who is the lucky boy/girl?:
We do not speak of such things quite yet.
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?:
Yes, but it also has a nasty habit of blinding the person it chooses to afflict.