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Stolen from Joe.
IF YOU ARE 0 - 10% YOU ARE NOT DUMB
IF YOU ARE 11 - 25% YOU ARE A LITTLE DUMB
IF YOU ARE 26 - 50% YOU ARE MODERATELY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 51 - 75% YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 76 - 100% YOU ARE REALLY DUMB
BOLD THE STATEMENTS THAT APPLY TO YOU IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
TALLY UP YOUR NUMBER OF BOLD SENTANCES. <- wow, way to spell, genius. who's the dumb one now?
MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
You have walked into a wall
You have walked into a glass/screen door on more than one occasion.
You have tripped on your own shoelace and fell.
You have choked on your spit and thought you were gonna die.
You have seen the Matrix a few times and still don't get it.
You pushed a door that read pull
You type only with your two pointer fingers.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You find Aqua Teen Hunger Force hillarious.
You have told a cop to fuck off and got screwed for it.
You have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into your nose/eye, rather than your mouth.
Sometimes when you think of something funny, you laugh out loud and people look at you weird.
You have caught yourself drooling on several occassions.
You have accidently caused an explosion.
If someone says the word "poop" you can't help but laugh for five minutes straight.
You have turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
You have been in a car accident simply because you weren't paying attention.
You have been caught driving drunk.
Sometimes you just ... stop thinking.
You've tried to lick your elbow. (and i can ^.^)
After answering that you tried to lick your elbow
People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
People often tell you to use your "inside voice"
Food has fallen out of your mouth while talking.
You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have eaten a bug for $5 or less.
You have puked in your boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You repost chain letters because you're scared of what they threaten will happen if you don't.
You have fallen down the stairs before (and up)
You have peed your pants LAUGHING.
You have ran around naked/almost naked when you were drunk.
You accidently break a lot of things.
You admire George W. Bush's intelligence.
Your friends know not to use big words on you.
Your friends like you because you're fun to laugh at.
You cock your head to the side when you're confused.
You sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what you were talking about.
You have fallen out of a chair before.
When you're laying in bed, you sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
You are/were in special ed.
You take ADD medication. (i've been told to...)
You don't get it.
You looked it up on dictionary.com
You had to count your total more than once before you could get the final number
FINAL SCORE: 46%
Well, at least I'm smarter than Joe...
IF YOU ARE 0 - 10% YOU ARE NOT DUMB
IF YOU ARE 11 - 25% YOU ARE A LITTLE DUMB
IF YOU ARE 26 - 50% YOU ARE MODERATELY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 51 - 75% YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 76 - 100% YOU ARE REALLY DUMB
BOLD THE STATEMENTS THAT APPLY TO YOU IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
TALLY UP YOUR NUMBER OF BOLD SENTANCES. <- wow, way to spell, genius. who's the dumb one now?
MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
You have walked into a wall
You have walked into a glass/screen door on more than one occasion.
You have tripped on your own shoelace and fell.
You have choked on your spit and thought you were gonna die.
You have seen the Matrix a few times and still don't get it.
You pushed a door that read pull
You type only with your two pointer fingers.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You find Aqua Teen Hunger Force hillarious.
You have told a cop to fuck off and got screwed for it.
You have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into your nose/eye, rather than your mouth.
Sometimes when you think of something funny, you laugh out loud and people look at you weird.
You have caught yourself drooling on several occassions.
You have accidently caused an explosion.
If someone says the word "poop" you can't help but laugh for five minutes straight.
You have turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
You have been in a car accident simply because you weren't paying attention.
You have been caught driving drunk.
Sometimes you just ... stop thinking.
You've tried to lick your elbow. (and i can ^.^)
After answering that you tried to lick your elbow
People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
People often tell you to use your "inside voice"
Food has fallen out of your mouth while talking.
You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have eaten a bug for $5 or less.
You have puked in your boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You repost chain letters because you're scared of what they threaten will happen if you don't.
You have fallen down the stairs before (and up)
You have peed your pants LAUGHING.
You have ran around naked/almost naked when you were drunk.
You accidently break a lot of things.
You admire George W. Bush's intelligence.
Your friends know not to use big words on you.
Your friends like you because you're fun to laugh at.
You cock your head to the side when you're confused.
You sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what you were talking about.
You have fallen out of a chair before.
When you're laying in bed, you sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
You are/were in special ed.
You take ADD medication. (i've been told to...)
You don't get it.
You looked it up on dictionary.com
You had to count your total more than once before you could get the final number
FINAL SCORE: 46%
Well, at least I'm smarter than Joe...