Blips and Bites
I am flustered. The computers in the lab have been doing this queer thing that Hermione referred to as “blipping”. We will be going along, performing our “internet searches” when all of a sudden, we are unceremoniously “booted” from the program. I will have to call upon our donor to assist us if Percy is unable to figure this new problem out. It seems to me that these computers are more trouble than they are worth. Of course, without them I would be back to living in the woods.
Speaking of the woods… there seems to be some speculation on a large black dog biting our esteemed Potions Master. I would be completely remiss if I did not say that yes, indeed, a black dog did bite his pasty leg. And I am positive that the dog regrets it as his teeth are now beginning to rot straight out of the gum. Luckily for the dog, Professor Delacour was able to restore him completely. Also, I am sure that the dog would not mind me revealing that Snape tastes of garlic and sea water. Quite a combination, don’t you think?
Speaking of the woods… there seems to be some speculation on a large black dog biting our esteemed Potions Master. I would be completely remiss if I did not say that yes, indeed, a black dog did bite his pasty leg. And I am positive that the dog regrets it as his teeth are now beginning to rot straight out of the gum. Luckily for the dog, Professor Delacour was able to restore him completely. Also, I am sure that the dog would not mind me revealing that Snape tastes of garlic and sea water. Quite a combination, don’t you think?