From Terry Pratchett's Men At Arms. I was reading this bit at the train station and then I burst out laughing and then was continuously giggling and the other commuters were edging away.
"Have - have you got an appointment?" he said.
"I don't know," said Carrot. "Have we got an appointment?"
"I've got an iron ball with spikes on," Nobby volunteered.
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