more like CRAMberries.
SCENE XX - ELTON'S CAR
"Away" The Cranberries
(Elton is singing along to music. Trying to be sexy, but he fails miserably, the sleazy bastard!)
CHER
Didn't Tai look cute tonight?
(Elton just sings.)
I really love her hair when it's all wild, you know? But it's also very pretty when it's all up, with that curly tendrils. Like in that picture I took.
ELTON
You know, you're one of my best friends and I do not have friends that are girls.
CHER
Well, I'm glad, because your happiness means a lot to me.
ELTON
It does?
CHER
Sure. I mean, I saw how hard your breakup with Collette was.
ELTON
Yeah. I think we both know what it feels like to be lonely.
CHER
Whatever. The thing is, is that I'd really like to see you settled already.
(Elton pulls the car into a parking lot.)
Where are we going?
(The car stops.)
ELTON
I knew it, I knew it.
(Elton makes a pass at Cher.)
CHER
Oooh, you knew what?!
ELTON
That you were totally sprung on me.
CHER
Hello?! Don't you mean Tai?
ELTON
Tai?!
CHER
You have her picture in your locker.
ELTON
I have the picture you took in my locker.
CHER
Ohh, I'm having a twin peaks experience.
ELTON
I knew it, I knew it when you kissed me.
CHER
Suck and Blow is a game, Elton!
(Elton has another go at Cher.)
Stop it!
ELTON
Alright! You know, I don't get you Cher. I mean, you flirt with me all year.
CHER
As if! I have been tryng to get you together with Tai.
ELTON
Tai?! Why would I go with Tai?
CHER
Why not?
ELTON
Why not? Why not?! Don't you even know who my father is?
CHER
You are snob and a half.
ELTON
Cher, listen to me. Me and Tai, I mean, we don't make any sense, right? Me and you, well, makes sense.
(Elton tries for Cher, yet again.)
CHER
Cut it out!
ELTON
C'mon.
CHER
Stop it!
(Cher gets out of the car.)
(Watch Cher compose herself after getting out of the car. i.e. the head movements and sound effects.)
ELTON
Cher?! Where are you going? You're only hurting yourself here, baby. C'mon, you gonna walk home? Would you get back in the car, please? Get back in the car.
CHER
Leave me alone!
ELTON
Fine!
(Elton drives away. What a prick!)
CHER
Hey, where are you going? Shit!
"Away" The Cranberries
(Elton is singing along to music. Trying to be sexy, but he fails miserably, the sleazy bastard!)
CHER
Didn't Tai look cute tonight?
(Elton just sings.)
I really love her hair when it's all wild, you know? But it's also very pretty when it's all up, with that curly tendrils. Like in that picture I took.
ELTON
You know, you're one of my best friends and I do not have friends that are girls.
CHER
Well, I'm glad, because your happiness means a lot to me.
ELTON
It does?
CHER
Sure. I mean, I saw how hard your breakup with Collette was.
ELTON
Yeah. I think we both know what it feels like to be lonely.
CHER
Whatever. The thing is, is that I'd really like to see you settled already.
(Elton pulls the car into a parking lot.)
Where are we going?
(The car stops.)
ELTON
I knew it, I knew it.
(Elton makes a pass at Cher.)
CHER
Oooh, you knew what?!
ELTON
That you were totally sprung on me.
CHER
Hello?! Don't you mean Tai?
ELTON
Tai?!
CHER
You have her picture in your locker.
ELTON
I have the picture you took in my locker.
CHER
Ohh, I'm having a twin peaks experience.
ELTON
I knew it, I knew it when you kissed me.
CHER
Suck and Blow is a game, Elton!
(Elton has another go at Cher.)
Stop it!
ELTON
Alright! You know, I don't get you Cher. I mean, you flirt with me all year.
CHER
As if! I have been tryng to get you together with Tai.
ELTON
Tai?! Why would I go with Tai?
CHER
Why not?
ELTON
Why not? Why not?! Don't you even know who my father is?
CHER
You are snob and a half.
ELTON
Cher, listen to me. Me and Tai, I mean, we don't make any sense, right? Me and you, well, makes sense.
(Elton tries for Cher, yet again.)
CHER
Cut it out!
ELTON
C'mon.
CHER
Stop it!
(Cher gets out of the car.)
(Watch Cher compose herself after getting out of the car. i.e. the head movements and sound effects.)
ELTON
Cher?! Where are you going? You're only hurting yourself here, baby. C'mon, you gonna walk home? Would you get back in the car, please? Get back in the car.
CHER
Leave me alone!
ELTON
Fine!
(Elton drives away. What a prick!)
CHER
Hey, where are you going? Shit!