They see me hayridin'

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Who: yosukecantstop and sirenspull-logs!
When: Friday night
Where: the 'haunted' hayrides
Summary: Yosuke tells spooky stories...badly. Everyone has some lulz and a good time. Friends of the old Yosuke, new CR, people who just want to laugh at him...everyone's welcome. Except for part II...but don't worry about part II, that'll be underachieves's problem.
Warnings: Nothing in part one!

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[WIDE OPEN] STORYTELLIN'

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And as Oiwa sits down to comb her hair, it falls out with each stroke!

[Yosuke pays Vincent no real mind at all, except to wrinkle his nose slightly at the vaguely fishy scent. He's too busy combing fingers through the hair of a pretty co-worker for effect, and tugging the skin below his own eye to make it pop like Oiwa's lemon eye. He makes a grotesque face, trying to get a squeal from the younger audience members, but unfortunately it makes them laugh instead.]

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[Yosuke's grasp on the classics is admittedly a bit loose, so he jumps to the lantern scene a little too hastily, blowing into one of the decorative torches and making his Oiwa face again when the flame leaps. He gets a few coughs, and a couple of titters, but also one lone squeak from a young girl. He's so encouraged by it that his face lights up in a smile that's almost full bodied. Sorry Vince, you're not ruining anyone's fun yet.]

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[Or anything about Vincent at all, actually. Yosuke politely ignores the fishy smell for now and smiles brightly at him.]

Did you like it? I'll be here tomorrow night, too! I might have to tell something else, though..[He rubs the back of his neck a little sheepishly.] They weren't supposed to laugh at it. Maybe it's just because they don't know the legend of the murders? Do you think if I explained it in the beginning it might work out better?