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Who cares if we’re trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow-

Jun 21, 2011 19:27

Who: Lion's Gate Employees, and maybe the Adventurous Gossip Reporter/Paparazzi or two?
When: June 21st, All Night
Where: Lion's Gate Club & Observatory
Summary: It's a nice day for a white wedding.
Warnings: Bridezilla Alert!

( Shots of Patrón and it's on )

gazille redfox, julian 'hellion' keller, raul creed, keigo asano, *open log, franz d'epinay

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PAPARAZZI deathknellgrell June 22 2011, 00:37:54 UTC

[ Grell (as his mild-mannered photographer persona, "Eric") is on the scene. He's got a press pass dangling about his neck (stolen from the poor sod now lying unconscious in the bushes), and is currently taking pictures of the bride and her court, all clad in their costume lingerie.

He's smiling, and apologising, and bowing, and using a VERY bright flash. It's the sort of flash that renders most fabrics diaphanous - and lingerie COMPLETELY transparent. ]

Oh yes, lovely. One more shot if you don't mind. Sorry to trouble you!

[ FLASH! ]

Thank you.

asano_san June 22 2011, 02:09:34 UTC

[Keigo is headed for the kitchen, walking behind the wedding party while trying to balance a tray crowded with plates and glasses. For delicate woodland fairies, these people sure do stuff their faces. The flash startles him and he drops the entire tray. China and crystal shatters around him. In the moment before he realizes how dead he is for breaking everything, Keigo is just angry.]

Watch where you're pointing that!

deathknellgrell June 22 2011, 02:19:41 UTC

[ IS DED. OF LAUGHTER.

Except... not. MUST keep a straight face. If only for the sake of his performance. As a consummate actress. ]

Oh, my goodness gracious! I'm so terribly sorry! Let me help you with that!

[ He slings his camera over his shoulder and bends down to pick up the pieces. ]

asano_san June 22 2011, 02:26:17 UTC

[When the photographer responds with apologies instead of shouting back, he watches him pick up pieces of the glassware with a slowly dawning horror.]

Everything was so expensive! They're going to fire me! Or if they don't fire me, they might as well because all of my paychecks will be going to pay for all these glasses and plates!

deathknellgrell June 22 2011, 02:33:42 UTC

Oh dear! That's dreadful!

[ He piles broken glass and crockery onto Keigo's tray - and then looks up, suddenly, as if he's had an idea. ]

Maybe we could - I don't know - hide everything? Everyone's having a good time, perhaps no one would notice if you slipped off.

asano_san June 22 2011, 02:44:57 UTC

[He looks hopefully at "Eric".]

Do you really think that would work?

[It's dishonest, but his job is on the line here!]

deathknellgrell June 22 2011, 02:53:49 UTC

We'll just go and find a closet and dump it all inside. No one will be the wiser, at least 'till morning.

[ Grell balances the rest of the broken glass and crockery on Keigo's tray. ]

Come on! This way!

asano_san June 25 2011, 01:34:57 UTC

Right!

[Keigo holds the tray precariously as he follows Grell, trying not to fumble it and draw more attention to himself. If he can just get rid of this stuff before any of his bosses notice, this plan might really work!]

deathknellgrell June 25 2011, 10:04:39 UTC

[ Because Grell is, down deep, a troll of the first water, he leads Keigo to the middle of the ballroom, then kicks up a fold of carpet so Keigo will trip on it. ]

R-right this way, I think. Do be careful, now.

asano_san June 25 2011, 16:30:41 UTC

I'm try-

[Maybe it's taking the time to yell at Grell that distracts Keigo from the sudden lump in the carpet. Maybe he never had a chance.

He trips and the tray flies out of his hands, pieces of plates and glasses turning into even smaller pieces of plates and glasses.

Keigo stares in horror as guests turn and stare.]

deathknellgrell June 25 2011, 19:56:25 UTC

[ CHAOS! PANDEMONIUM! KEIGO NEAR TEARS!

It's priceless!

Now - time to ADD to the madness! ]

Oh my goodness GRACIOUS! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! This must be MY fault somehow, though I'm not quite sure how it could be, you were carrying the tray, but everything usually IS my fault! Oh you poor poor poor thing!

[ Grell bends down and gathers up some of the pieces, but when he turns to put them back on the tray, he manages to bump into one of the guests, sending broken shards everywhere! ]

asano_san June 26 2011, 18:21:43 UTC

It is your fault because your stupid flash distracted me in the first place! I never would have been carrying a tray full of broken plates if that hadn't happened!

[This is AWFUL!

Grell makes even more of a mess with his "stumbling".

And GETTING WORSE!]

What are you doing? You're making it worse!

deathknellgrell June 29 2011, 06:14:45 UTC

Y-you're right!

I'm hopeless!

Everything IS my fault, always!

[ Grell snatches up a shard of glass and points it at his own throat. ]

All I can do is - END IT ALL!

asano_san June 30 2011, 23:38:07 UTC

[Keigo was angry and upset before, but now he's just staring in horror.]

Don't do that! I can find another job! It's not worth killing yourself over!

deathknellgrell July 1 2011, 00:37:53 UTC

No, no.

[ Grell sinks to his knees ]

I thought I could come here, make a new start. But - alas. I'm a FAILURE and always will be.

No one will miss me! It's better if I go~!

[ Screwing his eyes shut, he raises the shard high! ]

Good-bye, cruel world!

asano_san July 2 2011, 05:21:42 UTC

NO!

[How is this situation getting worse and worse?!

Keigo's not going to just stand there and watch someone slit his throat. It would be really gross - but more importantly, it would just be wrong!

He isn't sure if he can fight him off to grab the shard from his hand, so he flings himself against Grell to try to knock him to the ground.]

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