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♔ DECLARATION THE SECOND // VIDEO ♔

Mar 17, 2010 09:15

Is everyone aware that CREDIT CARDS DO NOT OPERATE IN THIS CITY?!

A travesty! A dilemma indeed! Oh, the shame of the situation! I discovered a perfectly wonderful commoner's grocery store, right down the street from the apartment building. [gets all shiny eyed] It was full of the most incredible delights--little commoner's candies and instant ( Read more... )

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[Voice] hexyoutotuesday March 17 2010, 18:09:05 UTC

Help wanted. Dish washer needed for busy night shift at local cafe. Bring your own rubber gloves.

[Video] daddydaioh March 17 2010, 19:24:52 UTC

I--beg your pardon! What is particularly refined about washing dishes? Or about rubber gloves? No, no, no, I am afraid that simply will not do! But, er, I appreciate the suggestion!

[Voice] hexyoutotuesday March 17 2010, 19:50:32 UTC

Oh, come on, your highness. You want to live a commoner's life? You have to start from the bottom and work your precious self up to the top.

[Video] 1/2 daddydaioh March 17 2010, 19:58:22 UTC

I--I do?

[Video] 2/2 daddydaioh March 17 2010, 20:00:13 UTC

Ah, no, that will not do at all! While I do want nothing more than to live and experience the fullness of the commoner's life, I can see that all of my great and prodigious talents would be quite wasted if I were stuck in a basement with a sink full of dishes!

Besides, I do not own any rubber gloves!

[Voice] hexyoutotuesday March 17 2010, 20:21:06 UTC

Oh? And what talents would some prissy rich kid like you have?

Wait. I know. Male stripper.

[Video] 1/2 daddydaioh March 17 2010, 20:28:37 UTC

I have a great many talents, actually! First there is my great intelligence, which has always served me well. My manners are quite refined, and--oh, I have my good looks and charm, of course, and I can do all the things required of a host, like serving tea and making conversation--and I play the piano, and I am very good at--

[Video] daddydaioh March 17 2010, 20:29:50 UTC

...W-What?

[Voice] hexyoutotuesday March 17 2010, 20:32:35 UTC

Easy money, you wouldn't have to break a nail, and the girls would go crazy. Just look at that face. What else could you do?

...wait tables?

[Video] daddydaioh March 17 2010, 20:44:50 UTC

W-Well.... Well, yes, but... I mean, I suppose it is a possibility, I am quite handsome, and-- Well, I simply never thought of, of--er, it's just that... it's not really my "thing" and it would still be a waste of all my other talents and.... [trails off into mumbles]

Yes, people have been suggesting that I could be a waiter. Which would, of course, be quite all right, and very interesting from a getting-to-know-everything-about-a-commoner's-lifestyle point of view. But also rather boring, don't you think?

[Voice] hexyoutotuesday March 17 2010, 20:56:49 UTC

You can't have it all, you know. You don't have many options and--

Oh wait. I have the perfect job for you. You can have mine. Ever held a gun?

[Video] daddydaioh March 17 2010, 21:07:36 UTC

I do not want it "all"; I do not even know what "all" is! All I would like is some pork flavored commoner's ramen and perhaps--

Ah? Er, well--I have taken lessons in marksmanship, of course, as any true gentleman! Why?

[Voice] hexyoutotuesday March 17 2010, 21:15:28 UTC

If you don't have supernatural abilities, you'd need one. Duh. How else would you hunt people down and take them in for interrogation?

[Video] daddydaioh March 17 2010, 21:23:01 UTC

.....What?

[Voice] hexyoutotuesday March 17 2010, 21:24:43 UTC

You really shouldn't pass up job offers, especially when you say you're hungry.

[Video] daddydaioh March 17 2010, 21:26:45 UTC

No, I--

W-What is your job? You, you--hunt people?

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