♔ DECLARATION THE SECOND // VIDEO ♔

[daddydaioh]

Is everyone aware that CREDIT CARDS DO NOT OPERATE IN THIS CITY?!

A travesty! A dilemma indeed! Oh, the shame of the situation! I discovered a perfectly wonderful commoner's grocery store, right down the street from the apartment building. [gets all shiny eyed] It was full of the most incredible delights--little commoner's candies and instant

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[Voice] Bad Ideas Go

[xantheose]

You could always apply to work at a club as a host. Or be a prostitute.

[Video] 1/2 DX OH GOD

[daddydaioh]

[Video] 2/2

[daddydaioh]

W-WHAT?

[Voice] CAN YOU HEAR MELLO'S LAUGHTER?

[xantheose]

Relax, I was joking about the second part.

Although, about the first, I saw a club is hiring and looking for pretty waiters. It didn't look too sketchy. You could apply there.

[Video] IT IS IMPOLITE TO LAUGH AT A KING, LITTLE GIRL

[daddydaioh]

That is nothing to joke about!

...Waiters, though, eh? Ah, I could do that! I even have some experience in the area! Although... Is waiting tables a very difficult job? I suppose one's hands must get all--all calloused from carrying plates and such, and there is the potential for soup to spill and get clothing all messy....

[Voice] FUCK YOU NOT A LITTLE GIRL

[xantheose]

Of course it is, Prince.

...If you have a brain between your ears, you can do it. Your hands will be fine. Just wear...gloves or something, if you're really that prissy. You wear a uniform as well so don't worry about your clothes.

[Video] GET A DAMN HAIRCUT AND STOP SHOWIN OFF DEM LEGS AND PEOPLE WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE ANYMORE

[daddydaioh]

No! The very insinuation is, is--is crass! A p-prostitute, indeed, how lowbrow! Besides, charging women for--for happiness of any type is simply barbaric!

Well, even so! I would not want to mess up my uniform! One should always look one's best, especially while working, so as not to detract from the overall atmosphere of the place. But--ah, well, thank you for the advice!

[Voice] SHUT UP I'M HOTNESS...oh god I got the worst mental image ever |D;;;;;;;;;

[xantheose]

You're a romantic, aren't you?

Just wear an apron. You're welcome.

[Video] ORLY DO TELL |D

[daddydaioh]

Why, yes, of course! There is nothing finer in this world than romance, don't you agree?

Indeed! Ah, and I do not think that I got your name when last we spoken, my good man. What are you called?

[Video] Mello asking Tamaki for relationship advice |D;;

[xantheose]

Actually, I can think of a few things that are better than romance.

I'm Mello. You?

[Video] ahaha ohgawd what a hilllllarious disaster that would be XD;;

[daddydaioh]

Oh? Well, to each his own, I suppose! But I find that rather hard to believe. Perhaps you have simply not fully explored the wonderful possibilities of romance! Truly, the sight of a blush just touching the lovely ivory cheeks of a young woman--the feeling of a soft hand in yours, the quiet laughter and conversation--ah, it is wonderful indeed!

Mello! A pleasure indeed! I am Suou Tamaki, but please--call me Tamaki! I do not want to appear overly formal!

[Voice] fdlkjsdf it so would be ahahaha

[xantheose]

...I'd rather not deal with romance. [DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT NEAR'S SOFT LITTLE HAND AND BLUSH IS TOTALLY AWESOME]

Alright, Tamaki. Nice to meet you.