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Hi! [Who is she even talking to? It could be anybody. Noki doesn't really mind. She's a talker. She's an extrovert. And, as always, she's chipper and bright-eyed and her little voice is piping, as always as always, enthusiastically.]
Let me tell you about today!: today I woke up and I put on a dress. It was a pink one. It was pretty. I didn't put on my socks or shoes, though. Just my dress and I got up on the bed and I jumped a lot and then, the bed broke. I'm bad at fixing things, so now, the bed is broken.
Then, a big bro I've never met before came over. He said his name was Tootant Officer. What a weird name! I kept telling him it was so weird! He told me, 'you have to go to school,' and I said okay because school is a place that has food. And besides, it was morning time, so I was really hungry.
He asked me to put on my shoes. I didn't want to! Sometimes, I like my feet to be naked! He made really funny faces and sounds but we went to school and my feet got to be naked.
I was expecting a lot of food but first I met a big sis who was really pretty and had really big boobs. Her name was Miss Lang. She was a really nice big sis and gave me a candy and said, 'don't be scared' but I said, 'Noki is never scared, ever!' Which is true: I'm not! I'm always really brave about things.
Back home, Luki gets afraid when all the lights go off but I hold her hand and I hold her close and I say, 'it'll be morning time again soon.'
School is so weird! There's a lot of people! They also show us funny shapes and call them polyguns. There's boys and some of them are kind of little like me which I've never seen before but they smell really funny and they say stupid things.
One boy said, 'your clothes are ugly'
but he's so STUPID because everyone knows a pink dress is really pretty! It even has a big bow on the back! How is that ugly? How stupid! I told him he was stupid and then he said my hair was ugly. I cut his for him because, really, he has ugly hair so I cut it so it would look more like mine. He started screaming. It was really funny. I cut it too short by accident. My hands got all bloody and he was screaming and big sis Lang started shouting at me and then I had to sit in an office. That's what they called it.
A big sis came in and asked me why I cut that stupid boy's hair so short and I said it was an accident and that I was hungry, which was true, I never lie. I'm a good girl. I got to go eat lunch! Oh, but, ummm they said: don't cut other children's hair. You hurt him and something worse could have happened. Of course, I hurt him. It was funny.
We went outside later, but everyone was stupid and called it "recess". How dumb! I saw that boy again and I went over to play with him but he started crying. I don't know why! I just wanted to play a little bit. Then, I came home, and jumped on the broken bed!
Let me tell you about today!: today I woke up and I put on a dress. It was a pink one. It was pretty. I didn't put on my socks or shoes, though. Just my dress and I got up on the bed and I jumped a lot and then, the bed broke. I'm bad at fixing things, so now, the bed is broken.
Then, a big bro I've never met before came over. He said his name was Tootant Officer. What a weird name! I kept telling him it was so weird! He told me, 'you have to go to school,' and I said okay because school is a place that has food. And besides, it was morning time, so I was really hungry.
He asked me to put on my shoes. I didn't want to! Sometimes, I like my feet to be naked! He made really funny faces and sounds but we went to school and my feet got to be naked.
I was expecting a lot of food but first I met a big sis who was really pretty and had really big boobs. Her name was Miss Lang. She was a really nice big sis and gave me a candy and said, 'don't be scared' but I said, 'Noki is never scared, ever!' Which is true: I'm not! I'm always really brave about things.
Back home, Luki gets afraid when all the lights go off but I hold her hand and I hold her close and I say, 'it'll be morning time again soon.'
School is so weird! There's a lot of people! They also show us funny shapes and call them polyguns. There's boys and some of them are kind of little like me which I've never seen before but they smell really funny and they say stupid things.
One boy said, 'your clothes are ugly'
but he's so STUPID because everyone knows a pink dress is really pretty! It even has a big bow on the back! How is that ugly? How stupid! I told him he was stupid and then he said my hair was ugly. I cut his for him because, really, he has ugly hair so I cut it so it would look more like mine. He started screaming. It was really funny. I cut it too short by accident. My hands got all bloody and he was screaming and big sis Lang started shouting at me and then I had to sit in an office. That's what they called it.
A big sis came in and asked me why I cut that stupid boy's hair so short and I said it was an accident and that I was hungry, which was true, I never lie. I'm a good girl. I got to go eat lunch! Oh, but, ummm they said: don't cut other children's hair. You hurt him and something worse could have happened. Of course, I hurt him. It was funny.
We went outside later, but everyone was stupid and called it "recess". How dumb! I saw that boy again and I went over to play with him but he started crying. I don't know why! I just wanted to play a little bit. Then, I came home, and jumped on the broken bed!