[After nearly four months, Siren's Port, your green-skinned, redheaded goddess has finally decided to grace you all with her presence. When the video starts, the camera is clearly on the ground, as the viewer will see a worm's eye view of Ivy -- partially blocked by a young blade of grass, Ivy herself is knelt down on the ground, swooning over a cluster of
forget-me-nots. Even as she begins speaking, her attention is directed to the flowers, rather than the camera.]
My, my. It seems as though as my fellow Gothamites are making such an unfavorable impression on all of us residents lately, hmm? I assure you all that it's terribly embarrassing -- for me -- to hail from the same town as those buffoons. Not all of us are as - uncivilized as a certain clown and a man whose face unfortunately never leaves your mind, once you see it. It's distressing, I know.
[Suddenly, she shrugs, before slowly rising to her feet. Unseen to the viewer, a vine wraps around Ivy's NV phone, raising the angle to a place above the grass. Finally, she shoots the camera a raised brow.]
Who cares about them, though? I can't even bother to bring myself to even feign interest in their activities, when there's so many babies rising from the earth -- once again being given life.
[She pauses, pouting, before continuing.]
It was so terribly miserable, these last few months; to yearn for my greener babies, but to feel the insatiable loneliness as they slumbered for so long.
[Ivy's face then relaxes to a gentle smile, as she reaches out to a vine, which extends itself to meet her touch.]
But now we're reunited again. Therefore, you all shouldn't wallow around in anguish, over recent events, when we are all once again surrounded by what truly makes the world beautiful.