008a: Accidental Voice, backdated
[Backdated to after the police meeting. Magneto in red, Jubilee in blue - housemates WELCOME to *actionspam to find out what all the yelling is about.]
[Accidental voice posting, from the House of Awesome, about 20 minutes after the police powwow over the Joker has ended - there are cupboard doors slamming and the refrigerator door slamming, hard] WHY is there no beer?
[From the living room:] Top shelf of the fridge behind the lunchmeat!
[Door opening, and shuffling of items, and a rather disgusted noise.] No, there isn't.
[Huffing and then shuffling into the kitchen.] Yes there is. I just bought some yesterday, and I know we don't drink it that fast.
[Muttered] Explains that. [Normal] There isn't any beer. Molsens, yes. But not beer.
[The eyeroll is so loud it clatters.] Molsens are beer, Michael. Beer is a drink not a side dish.
THAT isn't beer! That is...something not unlike foul pond water filtered through a sock. Beer has flavor - a GOOD flavor and body.
That is too beer! Beer shouldn't have to be chewed.
Beer doesn't need to be chewed. But shouldn't feel like water.
Whatever that swill is that you drink needs a coffee filter.
No, what you drink tastes like someone fished is from a toilet. What do you know about coffee anyway?
I lived with Hank.
He doesn't make coffee. He turns Moria's toxic sludge into something that doesn't need a hazmat truck to be transported. I thought you were picking up beer while I was gone?
[Another eyeroll.] I also lived in France and with Emma Frost, and Monet St. Croix. Trust me, they didn't drink Logan-coffee. And it's cold out there! I'm freezing now. Going out there and I'll be frozen in a New York minute.
It's not that cold out Jubilation!
It's below freezing! It totally is that cold out! And don't call me Jubilation!
Then wear warmer clothing. I'm don't ask for much, but proper BEER isn't that hard!
My clothing is plenty warm enough, and I didn't go out ONE NIGHT. I'm out there every single damned night!
I'm out every night I don't have to work.
And I'm out every night and a good chunk of the days too. I took a night off, because we're cool for the night.
Clearly no-DAMMIT. [feed cuts]
[Accidental voice posting, from the House of Awesome, about 20 minutes after the police powwow over the Joker has ended - there are cupboard doors slamming and the refrigerator door slamming, hard] WHY is there no beer?
[From the living room:] Top shelf of the fridge behind the lunchmeat!
[Door opening, and shuffling of items, and a rather disgusted noise.] No, there isn't.
[Huffing and then shuffling into the kitchen.] Yes there is. I just bought some yesterday, and I know we don't drink it that fast.
[Muttered] Explains that. [Normal] There isn't any beer. Molsens, yes. But not beer.
[The eyeroll is so loud it clatters.] Molsens are beer, Michael. Beer is a drink not a side dish.
THAT isn't beer! That is...something not unlike foul pond water filtered through a sock. Beer has flavor - a GOOD flavor and body.
That is too beer! Beer shouldn't have to be chewed.
Beer doesn't need to be chewed. But shouldn't feel like water.
Whatever that swill is that you drink needs a coffee filter.
No, what you drink tastes like someone fished is from a toilet. What do you know about coffee anyway?
I lived with Hank.
He doesn't make coffee. He turns Moria's toxic sludge into something that doesn't need a hazmat truck to be transported. I thought you were picking up beer while I was gone?
[Another eyeroll.] I also lived in France and with Emma Frost, and Monet St. Croix. Trust me, they didn't drink Logan-coffee. And it's cold out there! I'm freezing now. Going out there and I'll be frozen in a New York minute.
It's not that cold out Jubilation!
It's below freezing! It totally is that cold out! And don't call me Jubilation!
Then wear warmer clothing. I'm don't ask for much, but proper BEER isn't that hard!
My clothing is plenty warm enough, and I didn't go out ONE NIGHT. I'm out there every single damned night!
I'm out every night I don't have to work.
And I'm out every night and a good chunk of the days too. I took a night off, because we're cool for the night.
Clearly no-DAMMIT. [feed cuts]